We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

@Aesthetikk- He had a Horseface!



That posted late!

Scorpiena

Was too fabulous!!!!

iamlynn74

Offended my horse

Scorpiena

Didn't take care of his horse

Noelv1976

She used her camera flash every time we talked!

emilyyyt95

He was always hunting

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Scorpiena

Was too attractive for me

emilyyyt95

Would always use the flash when taking pictures of me

Noelv1976

Web cam was her preferred choice of communication.

Scorpiena

Never appreciated how using flash makes a picture better

FabulousFantasticFifty

Preferred Arrow over The Flash!

Alisontheice

She kept wanting me to read things rather than showing her beautiful face

crystalnichols395

Loved the flash more then me.

Scorpiena

Wanted to move to Antarctica

emilyyyt95

Hated Texas

Scorpiena

Wanted to name a star after me when we visited Texas

RunTimer

She kept getting Daylight Savings Time settings wrong

Scorpiena

Haha
Always set the clocks in her house backwards during spring daylight savings time to mess with me

iamlynn74

Never changed the batteries in her clocks

aesthetikk

didnt spank me hard enough

missyj1115

Preferred to be spanked by men

MaxPower0102

When I asked to be Spanked, she tried to dress me in Spandex

Fvaisey

He should never have work spandex!

guinevere96

Never took off his sunglasses, wore them 24/7 I swear

FabulousFantasticFifty

She swore too much, Especially at church!!

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Ria_StayingFit

He liked pancakes and I am totally a crepe kinda gal. /)

determined_ella

because I couldn't face reality... no it isn't true we are still together

ScorpioJack_91

Ria_StayingFit wrote: »

He liked pancakes and I am totally a crepe kinda gal. /)

Because I like cheese cake better