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We broke up because...
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She always wanted to color!0
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her hair colour changed daily to match her outfits! I just couldn't keep up
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Because the carpet didn't match the drapes.0
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She had a hard time keeping up.0
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she was a bad carpenter and let my wood go to waste0
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PixTheCupCakeDestroyer wrote: »
Because she wouldn't let me help apply wax0 -
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Because I couldn't hold a candle to her0
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He kept dropping candles around the house and ended up burning it down!
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*snort* cause I couldn't snap those suspenders without worrying about being poked with a candle....0
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Because I waxed philosophic by offering her the moon, but she didn't wane. Maybe it was just a phase...0
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He kept howling at the moon!0
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She frowned at my nightly rituals!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She frowned at my nightly rituals!
She never showed her face in her selfies.0 -
He called me thick (Like a burrito)!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He called me thick (Like a burrito)!
I like thick girls
....but we broke up because she kept eating too many burritos. 0 -
because she was a burrito 0
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Because I still don't know what that green stuff is on her Burrito0
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He didn't know what salsa verde was....0
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Our Reds weren't compatible!0
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We were just too fabulous together, it was too much to handle0
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worked for Pixar and had no time left for our relationship0
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He was so demanding of my time0
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She was never there0
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she was grossed out by my family jewels0
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He had a one track mind0
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She said I was from the wrong side of the tracks!
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She was too worried about what others thought.0
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he became 'The man who walked on all fours!' the fame was too much for me 0
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