We broke up because...
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one time! and 30 prods!
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She had a strange fetish and tried to use a cattle prod on medetermined_ella wrote: »one time! and 30 prods!
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he stole @johnscarabaggio1490 cattle prod and told me to use it on him.... I freaked out because the first time had traumatized me 0
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he didn't know where it goes
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she hid me in her basement and didnt let me out0
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I didn't want him to go!! he said he was leaving! I couldn't breath without him
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he said he was divorced...and isnt
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She said she was getting divorced. Stringing me on0
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I only twerked in the bedroom and not in the dance floor0
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I twerked.......but was unhappy with me twerking around his dad
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He did pushups instead if thrusti... : o0
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I had nothing to thrust with this seemed to upset her 0
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I thrusted in my sleep0
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She stole my heart wouldn't share hers0
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I had the same issue
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Well we broke up because she kept using Scream-like emoticons0
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I can't help it! they are so cute! and them too >>>
I scared him with a scream mask once.... he now hates them... it just didn't work out0 -
She spent all her time trying to scare me0
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she told me to be spontaneous... I'd jump out of cupboards and everything! it just wasn't the kind of spontaneity she wanted
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We broke up because she wore a scream mask and I said Neve Again!0
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He didn't like my outfits. I thought French maid was always a hit?0
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He was told me my ears were too big0
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But you did and I cried for a minute or two0
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She was always crying0
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She took my pancakes0
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She cried alone in the bathroom0
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He liked pancakes and I liked crepes. It just wouldn't work.0
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He never ever shares his pancakes even though he knows I love them 0
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I felt guilty and gave her all of my pancakes.0
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