We broke up because...
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He used my hairbrush to much0
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Stole my mascara0
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Ruined my cosmetic collection by leaving the lids off!0
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Found out i worked at victorias secret and made me steal lotion0
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She was too beautiful0
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People kept mistaking you for my little brother0
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Her and her child would bully me and stick there tongue out at me0
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She stole my hat0
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I stole her hat0
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Her perfume was heavy. I sneezed around her.0
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She said she didnt like candy0
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She beat me in arm wrestling0
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Old ladies kept wanting to pinch his face.0
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I'm 23 -.-0
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He argued with his elders0
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You're son punched me in the stomach and said leave my momma alone lol0
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Then he got his daughter and she socked me in my *kitten*0
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She moved too far away0
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He didnt want to come see ne0
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Too young0
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She was always tired0
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she took me skydiving, but did not give me a parachute0
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I didn't know what to with a splattered man!
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She was too interested in skydiving accidents
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i stole his bacon0
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He stole bacon for a living0
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She didn't like bacon0
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