We broke up because...

darkrose20

Told me she thought the secret to success was licking the beaters...yeah...I totally didn't understand her.

Huerita_Sarinana

Called coco

kangakev

she would always dry my hair for me...using a blowtorch

SojournerThirteen

He was always leaving blowtorches around

slimgirljo15

His wife didnt approve

Go_Mizzou99

Wasn't a morning person...like me.

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Dared2Evolve

She hid all the blankets from me.

SojournerThirteen

she always slept in the nude and then would always cover up with blankets so I couldn't touch her

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Dared2Evolve

She ran around nakid, my little brother visited and I caught him drooling.I had to break up.

Kyronski

She wouldn't stop farting all the time!

Dared2Evolve

His only choice of food .. beans!

Kyronski

I hate beans! Pizza is way better aha.

Go_Mizzou99

Was a "legume" hater

chimptron

I couldn't convince him that the Brooke Shields movie was NOT called The Blue Legume

Dared2Evolve

His need to watch The Blue Lagoon so many times wore thin on my patience.

chimptron

Like a Dr sued for malpractice, we both lost our patience...

Alisontheice

He wanted to live near water. I only like it when it's frozen.

pechepanda

it was impossible to be patient with him.

Alisontheice

one say she brought home a panda and said get out

chimptron

She walked around all day singing Rihanna's Umbrella and combining it with the Frozen theme singing Ella ella eh eh eh

Go_Mizzou99

Hated music

chimptron

John Deere toys in the box.

Dared2Evolve

His music was Seseme Street style.

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chimptron

She though my tractor's sexy

urloved33

He was cheating on me with a mermaid

chimptron

and SHE went on a "boat ride" with the Gorton's fisherman. A boat ride my *#$^!

Dared2Evolve

He wouldn't take me out for lobster!