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Wanted me to sleep in the trunk every night.0
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She didn't like playing games0
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I thought when she said games...she meant adult games...she meant monopoly
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We kept fighting over who was going to get tied up0
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Haha...was upset when it turned out to be him....0
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I had to get him drunk to take advantage of him
Just wasnt interested in intimacy otherwise
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Brought drunk boys home all the time0
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She kept complaining about drunk boys!0
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She wouldn't bring any drunk boys home for me.0
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Yayyyyy go the drunk boys lol...
She wanted me to drive her to were the drunk boys were
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He wouldn't spank me hard enough0
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I liked the way drunk made us....tall and good looking
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No, nope we couldn't break up!0
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Awww
...thats it start planning the wedding 
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I object!0
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We didn't get along0
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Made me wear red everyday0
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She kept using the cucumbers when she played with herself0
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he had a 10'x15' of Borat on the ceiling above our bed... he always wanted me on top so he could see him
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I couldnt handle her bieber obsession any longer, sorry babe, youre great but I cant do crazy fan girls especially not bieber fan girls0
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oh this is war!
She was actually the one who was the fan of that thing... she even had a matching lingerie set with his face on! that's where I drew the line! bad enough having the bed covers!
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she spent all our savings so she could meet him and then she asked him to marry her and he said yes.
I couldnt stay with her after she was mrs. bieber0 -
lmfao oh I hate you! but love you haha
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She got mad at me for tickling her.0
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I'm not gay, so it just wasn't going to work0
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