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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wanted me to stalk him, I just didn't have the time.
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
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    She called my bike a scooter. :smile:
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    He kept insisting his scooter was a bike and drove it around everywhere
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She didn't know how to cook
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He would only eat carrots and oatmeal.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Still didn't know how to cook.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    He wanted me to cook for him
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    We never broke up, we just separated for a brief minute!
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    I lost sight of her for a minute and she disappeared forever...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wanted to always hold me hand, even when I had to pee. I needed space!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    She talked like a leprechaun
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
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    He was prejudiced towards leprechauns
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She believed that leprechauns were real and after her!
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
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    Did not support my religious beliefs about the existence of leprechauns.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Had strange religious beliefs -- found her up at midnight chanting from some old book
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Wasn't open to new ideas
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She didn't like my new ideas once I took her to that adult sex dungeon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    his adult sex dungeon was actually just a kids castle bouncy house, we couldn't bring outside "toys" in because he didn't want to lose his rental deposit!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Always made me pay a rental deposit, even when we went to bed.....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    wouldn't sign my contract!

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