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We broke up because...
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She kept talking about babies.. I just met you in line at the dmv.. Pump your brakes woman0
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He was on his 62nd try on getting a driver's license and still failed! I need my Man to pick me up and take me places! the Bus ain't cuttin it any more!0
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Geez...such a demanding woman....I will let Dr Matt have her
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She didn't like the bossing around I did0
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Lol..Im not breaking up with you
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she was 2 timing me with @kershaann0
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U couldn't cook rice0
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I thought @slimgirljo15 broke up with me sorry I was wrong0
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Wanted rice every day0
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she didnt like me0
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didn't like when i tried to add some beans for protein in the rice0
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the beans were toxic ; because of bad fertilizer0
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He was too heavy to lift... LOL0
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@arian10daddy felt overwhelmed when i tried to nurse him back to health when he broke his back lifting @madhu19810
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@arian10daddy felt overwhelmed when i tried to nurse him back to health when he broke his back lifting @madhu1981
she thought she nursed me, but she didn't nurse me enough!! I was a little baby who liked to be nursed all day and all night long!0 -
he bit a little too hard when i nursed him
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Pmsl.....she nursed the neighbourhood 0
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didn't like that "my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard"
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She tricked the neighborhood boys by mixing Viagra in those milkshakes she offered0
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She tricked the neighborhood boys by mixing Viagra in those milkshakes she offered0
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I made straight As and he THOUGHT I was a nerd0
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She loved @ind1983 's milkshake... Never let me have it!0
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thanksMisshodge64 wrote: »
@arian10daddy didn't realize i had a special shake ready when he got home from work
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thanksMisshodge64 wrote: »
@arian10daddy didn't realize i had a special shake ready when he got home from work
and that's why she broke up with me?
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She just wasnt into girls0
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Was descending into dementia... I couldn't deal with it, too stressful.0
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arian10daddy wrote: »
thanksMisshodge64 wrote: »
@arian10daddy didn't realize i had a special shake ready when he got home from work
and that's why she broke up with me?
he broke up with me coz he thought all the shake was finished! i got all the milkshake you'd ever need! 0 -
Pew we should stay together0
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arian10daddy wrote: »
thanksMisshodge64 wrote: »
@arian10daddy didn't realize i had a special shake ready when he got home from work
and that's why she broke up with me?
he broke up with me coz he thought all the shake was finished! i got all the milkshake you'd ever need!
she never saw me waiting at the train station that she would come... "Ja simran ja, jee le apni zindagi"0
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