How do you log intercourse in your exercise diary?

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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    You're having sex with logs?

    That's knotty.
  • Lambrah
    Lambrah Posts: 45 Member
    I dont log any exercise. It just seems easier to just log your diet and not worry about calories burned. Sometimes you can mis-judge it if not careful.
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    You know what sex gets you? Pregnant. Then you're in a WORLD of trouble with logging and food, and all that jazz. Yeah. At 36, you'd think I'd know how that happens and all.
  • KindaSortaKaty
    KindaSortaKaty Posts: 83 Member
    hmcbride68 wrote: »
    I just type it in with my other hand

    Winning
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    EmGsea wrote: »
    I mean, it has to count right? Is it just aerobics? Or is that too generous? I feel there should be an option in the database. Thoughts?

    Talk about trying to major in the minor. Lol.
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    Just wear a HRM ;)
  • webuiltthisnicky
    webuiltthisnicky Posts: 84 Member
    McBoffin wrote: »
    Oh come on! Everyone has looked on MFP's cardio exercises to try to log sex (and then thought of how their image would be effected by logging 2 minutes of cardio lol)

    CACKLING
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    hmcbride68 wrote: »
    I just type it in with my other hand

    And after carefully reading every post - we have a winner!

  • La5Vega5Girl
    La5Vega5Girl Posts: 709 Member
    i do it too often to log. it's like housecleaning, i don't log things i do frequently that are part of my daily life. o:)
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    Remember those "Shake Weights" from a couple of years ago? Some of the gentlemen could just log that workout if they wanted to be discreet.

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    Yes, that is an actual clip from the infomercial.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    Remember those "Shake Weights" from a couple of years ago? Some of the gentlemen could just log that workout if they wanted to be discreet.

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    Yes, that is an actual clip from the infomercial.

    his face really creeps me out.
    But then I think of south park- and I laugh.
  • AmandaHugginkiss
    AmandaHugginkiss Posts: 486 Member
    Nobody ever logs it accurately. "_______ burned 8 calories doing 3 and a half minutes of saying 'no, it's okay. I'll have one next time.'"
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    AmandaHugginkiss wrote: »
    Nobody ever logs it accurately. "_______ burned 8 calories doing 3 and a half minutes of saying 'no, it's okay. I'll have one next time.'"

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  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    YES.
  • cdavis22011
    cdavis22011 Posts: 1 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    For real?

    Yes. Because sex is a normal thing. Duh!
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Hold On. I have something in my shoe.

    I'm pretty sure it's a foot.


    Ain't nobody got time for logging this. Git along lil doggies.
  • lorrpb
    lorrpb Posts: 11,463 Member
    2015 😴
  • Katmary71
    Katmary71 Posts: 7,092 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    I read on some other post where a person actually used their fitbit or something and then logged it in.

    I can't be the only one who tells my guy to wait while I start my Fitbit, am I???
  • Dogmom1978
    Dogmom1978 Posts: 1,580 Member
    Katmary71 wrote: »
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    I read on some other post where a person actually used their fitbit or something and then logged it in.

    I can't be the only one who tells my guy to wait while I start my Fitbit, am I???

    This post is super old, but I sincerely hope you’re kidding. It isn’t worth logging for the negligible calories lol
  • ChristopherLimoges
    ChristopherLimoges Posts: 298 Member
    N/A Useless post. You're a virgin.
  • sgt1372
    sgt1372 Posts: 3,997 Member
    I don't.

    For 10-15 mins twice/wk, I hardly think it matters but if the GF was w/me 24/7 instead of just on wknds, then maybe I'd "bank" the 100 cals for an extra beer a wk.

    LOL! ;)
  • oceanbach333
    oceanbach333 Posts: 1 Member
    Walking, 2.5 mph, leisurely pace
  • Gisel2015
    Gisel2015 Posts: 4,187 Member
    Another zombie thread!!!! This one from 2015 and the OP hasn't been around since 2016.

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