Science Confirms The Bigger The Belly, The Better The Lover

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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
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    sw33tp3a11 wrote: »
    Chubby men everywhere are doing a happy dance right about now...

    Chubby.

    The only reason they last so long is they're too heavy to get up.
  • freesia83
    freesia83 Posts: 50 Member
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    My hubby got a belly, but he ain't got no stamina lol
  • Papatoad194
    Papatoad194 Posts: 251 Member
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    sw33tp3a11 wrote: »
    Chubby men everywhere are doing a happy dance right about now...

    No , No I am not. My head hangs in shameful remise for the human condition.
  • LoneWolfRunner
    LoneWolfRunner Posts: 1,160 Member
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    Not buying it. Any of it. Nope. My anecdotal evidence suggests otherwise. And if the Wizard of Oz speaks truth, I could be sporting ten if I could get ripped down to 39 pounds.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
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    Who are these guys getting sex 100+ times a year?

    My husband very easily gets almost 4x that much per year. He's very heavy but not quite sure about this lasting longer business... unless he's whiskey dic ked. Yep.

  • w0den
    w0den Posts: 84
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    And chubby women cuddle better :)
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    I'm telling you guys (men and women).... Stamina with a belly (not too big mind you)
    6+ hours with about 10 or so 15 min breathers. I don't need studies to tell me this o:)
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    I'm dead serious :#
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
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    Did no one consider that they might have surveyed a bunch of duds?!
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
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    So i wasted my time getting fit?! Great :p
  • sab0834
    sab0834 Posts: 56 Member
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    palwithme wrote: »
    My husband wants to lose 20 pounds. I will now sabotage his efforts. B)

    This made me laugh.

    As far as 100x per year that would not be ok in our house and shouldn't be in others.

    But seriously ladies is an average of 7.3 minutes good? I am really starting to think scientists should come into our bedroom and study us because some of the stuff science tells me just doesn't add up.

  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
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    sab0834 wrote: »
    palwithme wrote: »
    My husband wants to lose 20 pounds. I will now sabotage his efforts. B)

    This made me laugh.

    As far as 100x per year that would not be ok in our house and shouldn't be in others.

    But seriously ladies is an average of 7.3 minutes good? I am really starting to think scientists should come into our bedroom and study us because some of the stuff science tells me just doesn't add up.

    As long as 7 minutes?! Damn! lol

  • lisalsd1
    lisalsd1 Posts: 1,520 Member
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    Wait...7 minutes is good??? I've wasted too much time then...
  • sab0834
    sab0834 Posts: 56 Member
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    sab0834 wrote: »
    palwithme wrote: »
    My husband wants to lose 20 pounds. I will now sabotage his efforts. B)

    This made me laugh.

    As far as 100x per year that would not be ok in our house and shouldn't be in others.

    But seriously ladies is an average of 7.3 minutes good? I am really starting to think scientists should come into our bedroom and study us because some of the stuff science tells me just doesn't add up.

    As long as 7 minutes?! Damn! lol

    Starting to think that maybe we have a business in our future. Maybe I am just blessed. No wonder the # of ladies who actually orgasm is so low. Get your stuff together men. If you eat lunch longer than you can please your partner, you might not be as good as you think...
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
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    sab0834 wrote: »
    sab0834 wrote: »
    palwithme wrote: »
    My husband wants to lose 20 pounds. I will now sabotage his efforts. B)

    This made me laugh.

    As far as 100x per year that would not be ok in our house and shouldn't be in others.

    But seriously ladies is an average of 7.3 minutes good? I am really starting to think scientists should come into our bedroom and study us because some of the stuff science tells me just doesn't add up.

    As long as 7 minutes?! Damn! lol

    Starting to think that maybe we have a business in our future. Maybe I am just blessed. No wonder the # of ladies who actually orgasm is so low. Get your stuff together men. If you eat lunch longer than you can please your partner, you might not be as good as you think...

    learn to be better at eating something else other than lunch in other words :)
  • sab0834
    sab0834 Posts: 56 Member
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    Im seriously in the wrong business. I want to conduct these studies. Not participate but conduct. Stop people and redirect.
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
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    sab0834 wrote: »
    Im seriously in the wrong business. I want to conduct these studies. Not participate but conduct. Stop people and redirect.
    sab0834 wrote: »
    Im seriously in the wrong business. I want to conduct these studies. Not participate but conduct. Stop people and redirect.

    Open a series of schools to help train people?
  • sab0834
    sab0834 Posts: 56 Member
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    There was actually a woman who did this. Held classes to teach women about everything under the sun when it came to intimacy. I cant think of her name at the moment but I would love that job. So wanted to attend one of her classes. Now I am on a mission to remember her name....
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
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    I am joining the group hitting the ewww button....
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    DISAGREE button pushed. Repeatedly.

    This. So much this.