Fresh Prince rap to a situation I just dealt with...

Charlie003

Well, I have a little story that I want to tell,
About a crazy b*tch who I don't know well,
She started calling and hanging up the phone,
Each time I said hello, there was no one home.

Now, one day about a quarter to 10, she said my name and hanged up again,
I said, who is this B*tch waking me up , she better be hot with at least a c-cup.
But the next day she spoke and said a few lines,
Thats when I realized this stalker wasn't mine.

This stupid B8tch was after my wife,
Thought she was the cause of her marital strife,
This woman was deluded and out of her shell,
She should never have poked the bear from hell.

Now, this woman started calling me all day long,
Turned my ringer off to block the sound,
I thought maybe the cold shoulder would have worked,
Until she started calling my wife, at her work.

I said to myself of this *kitten* is wack,
Time to launch a counter attack,
Hacked her phone to see who it was,
Gave the info to my friend in the fuzz.

He called her up stated shes caught,
She better back off or theres a place shell rot,
She went away, never called again,
It pays to have cops as really close friends.

This sucks, I know.

Here is the written version.

This woman who I never heard of is getting a divorce and is crazy. Her husband used to work where my wife does. They had exchanged cell numbers awhile back because he sometimes he needed baby advise. The woman went through her phone and saw her name and number.
Started calling my house and handing up. A few times a night to start with, using the call block to hide herself. One night she says " Charlie"? I say yes. She hangs up. So I thought this girl was after me.

However, a few night later, she calles, calling my wife a *kitten*, and saying really vile sexual things.

I said, whoever this is has just taken the next step in the stalker psychosis, And will probably rev up her activities. The next day, she called every 10 min. I turned off the ringer on my phone and my wifes cell. She tried to get my cell, by calling my contacts on Facebook and my wifes family. I told my wife that since she cannot reach us now at home she will call your work. She did. Now, if you use id blocker too many times in a given time frame, it will fail. So, I got her name and number, passed it along to my friend who is a Sargent in the RCMP. He called her and told her to stop or she will be charged formally. She went away fast because she thought she could not be found.

Moral, do not play by other peoples rules.