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Ladies, I realize it's hump day and all...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
But most sites charge for this. Don't sell yourself short...at least get what you deserve for it.
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Word!!!! I think it's kind of classless, but hey at least they look good!
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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  • you mean, we're not humping?
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,151 Member
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    How did you find out about my premium Brazzers account?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I don't know what kinda of filthy, classless, needy, can't-get-any-attention-except-for-when-they-take-off-their-pants, disreputable, cheeky wenches you consort with, sir, but I can tell you that my FL is clean of this scourge upon MFP. And let's call it what it is: FILTH!

    How dare these butt cheek braggadocios sully all of MFP with their cracks?

    I DEMAND JUSTICE!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    zyxst wrote: »
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    How did you find out about my premium Brazzers account?


    what? let me google that...
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Hey, it's immoral if you charge for it. It's just being "proud of your body" if you show it off for free!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    edited January 2015
    Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that I don't have to take my pants off for people to like me??

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that If I leave my clothes on people will still respect me?

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    I feel like it's an attention thing, look at my hot booty! Yes yes it looks nice, now put it away and save it for your man!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that If I leave my clothes on people will still respect me?

    efp.gif

    I feel like it's an attention thing, look at my hot booty! Yes yes it looks nice, now put it away and save it for your man!

    And you lesbians? Ya better get yerselves a man!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    If I was lesbian I would probably enjoy hump day more! ;)
  • blueeyesgrace
    blueeyesgrace Posts: 407 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    If I was lesbian I would probably enjoy hump day more! ;)

    ^^^ this... LOVE IT!
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that If I leave my clothes on people will still respect me?

    efp.gif

    I feel like it's an attention thing, look at my hot booty! Yes yes it looks nice, now put it away and save it for your man!
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that If I leave my clothes on people will still respect me?

    efp.gif

    I feel like it's an attention thing, look at my hot booty! Yes yes it looks nice, now put it away and save it for your man!

    Amen...besides my man would have a coronary if he saw my *kitten* on anything but him. :)
  • Sweetsluv
    Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member
    ^ she ain't lying!
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    If I was lesbian I would probably enjoy hump day more! ;)

    ^^^ this... LOVE IT!

    Women do not have to be lesbians to appreciate another beautiful woman. Men we are equal opportunity creatures. :):)
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
    How could you not appreciate it! Y'all are all very beautiful creatures!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    edited January 2015
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    How could you not appreciate it! Y'all are all very beautiful creatures!

    I appreciate me, I don't need interweb strangers "appreciating" my nekkid behind. Nor would my hubby appreciate randoms admiring my butt crack. But that's just me ;)

    ETA: Thanks for the compliment though, women are beautiful creatures!

  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    If I was lesbian I would probably enjoy hump day more! ;)

    ^^^ this... LOVE IT!

    Women do not have to be lesbians to appreciate another beautiful woman. Men we are equal opportunity creatures. :):)

    @stayfit_ria‌ 100% agree on you girl! We still got two eyes can clearly see what is beauty whether inside, deep side hehhehe or outside...
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  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    How could you not appreciate it! Y'all are all very beautiful creatures!

    I appreciate me, I don't need interweb strangers "appreciating" my nekkid behind. Nor would my hubby appreciate randoms admiring my butt crack. But that's just me
    But he doesn't mind strangers seeing your top end sexiness?

    my man loves, says let them look...I get to touch, squeeze and well you get the drift. he doesn't mind ;)
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    How could you not appreciate it! Y'all are all very beautiful creatures!

    I appreciate me, I don't need interweb strangers "appreciating" my nekkid behind. Nor would my hubby appreciate randoms admiring my butt crack. But that's just me
    But he doesn't mind strangers seeing your top end sexiness?

    I think this was a backhanded compliment I am not entirely sure, but if we are being serious you reallllllly can't be trying to compare pictures of *kitten* cracks and naked butts to a picture of me and my husband on a beach in Mexico where I just so happen to be wearing a bikini top.

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    How could you not appreciate it! Y'all are all very beautiful creatures!

    I appreciate me, I don't need interweb strangers "appreciating" my nekkid behind. Nor would my hubby appreciate randoms admiring my butt crack. But that's just me
    But he doesn't mind strangers seeing your top end sexiness?

    I think this was a backhanded compliment I am not entirely sure, but if we are being serious you reallllllly can't be trying to compare pictures of *kitten* cracks and naked butts to a picture of me and my husband on a beach in Mexico where I just so happen to be wearing a bikini top.

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    I think what they were trying to say is that, with all due respect, you're a smelly pirate hooker.
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  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    edited January 2015
    SwannySez wrote: »
    jdayvolt wrote: »
    How could you not appreciate it! Y'all are all very beautiful creatures!

    I appreciate me, I don't need interweb strangers "appreciating" my nekkid behind. Nor would my hubby appreciate randoms admiring my butt crack. But that's just me
    But he doesn't mind strangers seeing your top end sexiness?

    I think this was a backhanded compliment I am not entirely sure, but if we are being serious you reallllllly can't be trying to compare pictures of *kitten* cracks and naked butts to a picture of me and my husband on a beach in Mexico where I just so happen to be wearing a bikini top.

    nnsns.gif

    I think what they were trying to say is that, with all due respect, you're a smelly pirate hooker.

    Did you just call me SMELLY?? By Golly NOW you have gone too far!!!
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  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    :|
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    I got something to show you!!!! See my pic!! Turtle hump day! ;$
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    edited January 2015
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    This camel just gives it away for free...what a skank.
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  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    My plan is to break the internet in a few minutes with a hump day post. I'm just trying to find that guy who poured oil all over Kim's backside - but I want something much sexier than oil.... I want peanut butter... mmmm yeah baby....
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