Fortune Cookie say...
MyChocolateDiet
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What if you saw someone eat a fortune cookie and it was empty...what would you think their fortune was?
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Maybe this belongs in diet and nutrition?0
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Well I guess I'll never know.0
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Move to NY. Recycle this wrapper.0
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"I didn't wash my hands before making your cookie. Enjoy!"
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"Ahh.... Thanks, it was getting cramped in there."0
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Thanks0
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Apparently it meant: "You are in for a slew of wacky, unpredictable, and ill-timed variety of car problems, with even more ridiculosity to ensue as a result during the solving of such, hold on to your underpants!"
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#hittinginanimateobjects0 -
#gettingcloserwithexistingfriends0 -
Confucius say man who walk through airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok0
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#whyiwoulfbeafraidtolookattheflattireIgot0 -
#mefindingoutthetirewasfixedfreeunderwarranty0 -
#methinkingiamallcooldrivingagain0 -
#moreridesfromfriendssss0 -
#howifeltwhenmykidreferredtomychariotasarustypieceofjunk0 -
#thatawkwardmomentwhenyourealizetheguyfixingyourcarmaynotknowwhatheisdoing0 -
#OhYaynowweareBOTHhavingcarproblems0 -
#somepeoplehandlecarproblemsbetterthanothers0 -
My fortune cookies usually say something like: "Why you get B in algebra back in 6th grade?"0
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#whenurealizeyoudidntmarryamechanic0 -
"Bye mr mechanic!"
#Whyamifeelinglessthanconfidentrightnowaboutthiscar?0 -
#okjustkeepmeupdatedhowmuchtherepairswillcost0 -
#checkingoutnewcars
"No, I really don't think we need the spinning teddy bear rims upgrade either, hun."0 -
#howitfeelsleavingthedealerwithanewcar0 -
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U haz time+travel fortune cookie, or grudge+holding fortune cookie?FatAsianNerd wrote: »My fortune cookies usually say something like: "Why you get B in algebra back in 6th grade?"
Oh! I know...negative self+talk fortune cookie! Right? Amirite?0
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