Cant Understand Why I am Fat

AndreaS_222

I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

xcalygrl

Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.

jimmmer

xcalygrl wrote: »

Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.

Nailed it.

rml_16

Is this a serious post?

jimmmer

rml_16 wrote: »

Is this a serious post?

Doubtful.

He's 100 years old and female.

chelseafxx

TROLL.

deksgrl

Seriously bad troll attempt.

BillRicks1

rml_16 wrote: »

Is this a serious post?

That's not just a note of sarcasm you heard, it's the entire symphony!

TheVirgoddess

AndreaS_222 wrote: »

I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

You're not giving yourself enough credit. Surely you sell new games, too?

Hornsby

One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

AndreaS_222

Yes, i am serious. some days i feel like quitting my job at GameStop and moving to Hawaii. I'm never going to be rich or have a good body. no girls want me.

jimmmer

Hornsby wrote: »

One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

Slow day at work?

Athos282

quiksylver296

deksgrl wrote: »

Seriously bad troll attempt.

Terrible.

xcalygrl

jimmmer wrote: »

Hornsby wrote: »

One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

Slow day at work?

That's the only reason I decided to entertain the troll...

jpaulie

not buyin it

SconnieCat

Bad troll is bad at trolling.

AndreaS_222

i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

BillRicks1

caranais

I'm home nursing a bad cold and feeling low. This has made me laugh out loud, I know it's a troll, but it's funny

Hornsby

AndreaS_222 wrote: »

i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

outtamyweigh

AndreaS_222 wrote: »

i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.

cheshirecatastrophe

AndreaS_222 wrote: »

I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

Eat a tube of the fat-free Pringles with olestra next time. You'll poop out everything else you ate in 10 minutes so the calories will just slide right out.

AndreaS_222

outtamyweigh wrote: »

AndreaS_222 wrote: »

i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.

I know. I tried telling myself, "Who needs brains when you got these." It helped me not be depressed for about 7 months, but then i relapsed. Every monday all I can do is think about quitting my job.

kgeyser

Here OP, it sounds like you need this:



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