Cant Understand Why I am Fat

I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

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  • Posts: 1,897 Member
    Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.
  • Posts: 3,515 Member
    xcalygrl wrote: »
    Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.

    Nailed it.
  • Posts: 16,414 Member
    Is this a serious post?
  • Posts: 3,515 Member
    rml_16 wrote: »
    Is this a serious post?

    Doubtful.

    He's 100 years old and female.
  • Posts: 251 Member
    TROLL.
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    Seriously bad troll attempt.
  • Posts: 473 Member
    rml_16 wrote: »
    Is this a serious post?

    That's not just a note of sarcasm you heard, it's the entire symphony!

  • Posts: 4,535 Member
    I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

    I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

    You're not giving yourself enough credit. Surely you sell new games, too?
  • Posts: 10,322 Member
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...
  • Yes, i am serious. some days i feel like quitting my job at GameStop and moving to Hawaii. I'm never going to be rich or have a good body. no girls want me.
  • Posts: 3,515 Member
    Hornsby wrote: »
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

    Slow day at work?
  • Posts: 405 Member
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  • Posts: 28,439 Member
    deksgrl wrote: »
    Seriously bad troll attempt.

    Terrible.

  • Posts: 1,897 Member
    jimmmer wrote: »

    Slow day at work?

    That's the only reason I decided to entertain the troll...
  • Posts: 917 Member
    not buyin it
  • Posts: 770 Member
    Bad troll is bad at trolling.

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  • i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.
  • Posts: 473 Member
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  • Posts: 101 Member
    I'm home nursing a bad cold and feeling low. This has made me laugh out loud, I know it's a troll, but it's funny
  • Posts: 10,322 Member
    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.
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  • i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

    First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.

  • Posts: 1,395 Member
    edited January 2015
    I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

    I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

    Eat a tube of the fat-free Pringles with olestra next time. You'll poop out everything else you ate in 10 minutes so the calories will just slide right out.

  • First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.

    I know. I tried telling myself, "Who needs brains when you got these." It helped me not be depressed for about 7 months, but then i relapsed. Every monday all I can do is think about quitting my job.
  • Posts: 22,505 Member
    Here OP, it sounds like you need this:

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