Hamsterless Exercising

SoViLicious
SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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My hamster Paul was my best friend. He was my exercise partner. He ran away and I am all alone now. What am I going to do? I lost all my weight working out with Paul. He was such a motivation to me wearing his little head band as he went round and around the wheel.

Any suggestions as to what i should do now?
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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    My cat ate him.
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    lmao are you mocking that thread you just posted on :P
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    My cat ate him.

    I know... but what should I do? I don't want to gain all my weight back.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Buy a replacement hamster. Like two bucks.
  • pspetralia
    pspetralia Posts: 963 Member
    Bwahahaha!!!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Buy a replacement hamster. Like two bucks.

    Yes but will he look good in legwarmers?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    There is no solution to this problem. I'm sorry. :cry:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    He is being non supportive and undermining your efforts by beiing eaten by iulia's cat. Good riddance I say.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    Buy a replacement hamster. Like two bucks.

    Yes but will he look good in legwarmers?

    If not, he can always be replaced.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Time to buy a duckling.

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    My cat ate him.

    I know... but what should I do? I don't want to gain all my weight back.

    Would you like to exercise with my kitty?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    It's ok honey, there are a few things you can do:

    1. keep exercising on your own
    2. Get a dog and exercise with him
    3. Never name any of your future pets Paul.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    He is being non supportive and undermining your efforts by beiing eaten by iulia's cat. Good riddance I say.

    Lula's ***** eats all the hamsters.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Time to buy a duckling.

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    HAMSTER SABOTAGE!!!!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Time to buy a duckling.

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I don't trust ducks
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Time to buy a duckling.

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ^^ what I look like when I run
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    HAMSTER SABOTAGE!!!!

    I agree he did urge me on to eat back my exercise calories and he always wanted pizza.
  • DragonSquatter
    DragonSquatter Posts: 957 Member
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    How do you feel about pugs?

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  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    How do you feel about pugs?

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    Will he wear a top hat? Paul dressed formal on Wednesdays.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    How do you feel about pugs?

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    Will he wear a top hat? Paul dressed formal on Wednesdays.

    I'm sure he would. Pugs are people pleasing dogs. This one dresses as a unicorn.

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  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    This is a good compromise. You can honor Paul's memory and still get your exercise.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    or a kitty...........

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    well... maybe not
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    Time to buy a duckling.

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ^^ what I look like when I run

    Me too
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
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  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I thought of this... but how does it work?
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Er..
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Er..

    I think you have a girl boner for me.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    I thought of this... but how does it work?

    You need a rodent to read it to you, but seeing as Paul's gone, you're phucked.

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