What foods should you avoid before intimate time???

iwillsucceed0444
iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
edited November 11 in Food and Nutrition
Are there certain foods you should avoid before intimate time?? Does it matter or not really?

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  • yesimpson
    yesimpson Posts: 1,372 Member
    Anything that gives you uncontrollable, offensive gas.





    Unless that does it for you.
  • kalamitykate83
    kalamitykate83 Posts: 227 Member
    yesimpson wrote: »
    Anything that gives you uncontrollable, offensive gas.





    Unless that does it for you.

    Pmsl :smiley:

    I agree, anything that bloats you or gives you gas, or anything super smelly unless you've both had it like garlic or stinky cheese! Lol
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    I love Chipotle so much...but it doesn't really give me gas or cramps or anything...should I still avoid it?? Lol...
  • maoribadger
    maoribadger Posts: 1,837 Member
    Why?
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    maoribadger wrote: »
    Why?

    What do you mean why?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    With yourself or with others?
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    With yourself or with others?

    With others! Well one other person lol
  • maoribadger
    maoribadger Posts: 1,837 Member
    I wasnt sure of your reasoning. Since its MFP i did kind of wonder if you were attempting to maximise your calorie burn? Or simply avoid offending your significant other.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    Spinach and beans
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    maoribadger wrote: »
    I wasnt sure of your reasoning. Since its MFP i did kind of wonder if you were attempting to maximise your calorie burn? Or simply avoid offending your significant other.

    Oh okay I see...but yeah definitely to avoid offending my SO lol...
  • MKEgal
    MKEgal Posts: 3,250 Member
    edited January 2015
    How far ahead?

    The day or two before, anything that's going to make you stink (onions, garlic, coffee... and not that you're actually eating it but don't smoke either, _ever_) or give you gas (suddenly having lots of fiber, beans, for some people dairy).

    Immediately before, anything that's going to put you to sleep (alcohol).
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    garlic and onions....
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Am I the only one who doesn't think about stuff like this? It's never occurred to me.

    OP, I guess anything that makes you gassy.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Cucumbers. You'll be needing them for the actual event.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    TheVirgoddess wrote: »
    Am I the only one who doesn't think about stuff like this? It's never occurred to me.

    OP, I guess anything that makes you gassy.

    No you're not...it's never crossed my mind and I've had lots of intimate times...and I eat garlic and onions all the time...I do what I want.
  • maoribadger
    maoribadger Posts: 1,837 Member
    I personally never thought about this one. Yeah onions would be mind if i were going to worry as they make me.....trumpy
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    Navy beans lolol
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    Beans. Burritos..
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Tube steaks and pink tacos
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    Garlic is to be avoided at all costs, at any time...!
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    Cucumbers. You'll be needing them for the actual event.

    Heh. Hehehe...
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    In my rich and fulfilled adult life, I have yet to find a food that rules out HappyFunSexyTiems.

  • cocates
    cocates Posts: 360 Member
    TheVirgoddess wrote: »
    Am I the only one who doesn't think about stuff like this? It's never occurred to me.

    ^No, you aren't.

    The only thing I can think of isn't a particular food per se. Keeping it PG: 1. After we go out for Mexican, it doesn't happen - but that's because we are so full and bloated! 2. If you have a same sex partner / SO: I'd imagine #1 would also apply or garlic, onions, & asparagus?
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  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    edited February 2015
    Well, I was sleeping over my ex's apartment while we were still dating. No funny business, just sleeping.

    I had been eating hummus like it was my job, and when he got up to use the restroom, I thought I could subtley pass some gas. Unfortunately it was both silent and deadly.

    Don't eat hummus with nearly every meal the day before and the day of your intended fun time. Or sleeping time with a partner.
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