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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Shes a stand in for mother birds. For a nominal fee she will chew your baby pet birds food up and mouth feed each chick.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Decor store merchandiser. They are currently overstocked on pillows so she takes pictures with strategically placed pillow adverts and posts them as subliminal hints.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Shes a lumbersexual consultant. Her current project is finding a way to make skinny jeans work with Flannel.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited December 2016
    Owner/operator of Thread Digest, an online service that summarizes long pointless threads such as "Guess the Occupation...." for people too lazy or indifferent to read through them into 50 words or less.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Teaches people to chew with their mouth closed
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Teaches people to keep their mouth open saying "Yes mistress"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Takes my class even though he's graduated 164 times :D
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Half party planner, half mathematician. She has calculated the precise angles to hang each streamer. Its quite impressive and symmetrical.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited December 2016
    Shes my manager, directing me where to squirt :o
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    People pay her to organize their DVD collections. Most people want them on the shelf alphabetically, or by genre, but lately shes taken to organizing them by career percentage of screen-time nudity of the male actors.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She started her own company called "Christmas Distress". She sets up Christmas scenes in a room and people pay her to come in and destroy them using various implements. Currently her top rooms are "Mother in Law", "Elf punting" and "Take this fruitcake and shove it".
  • slivesey77
    slivesey77 Posts: 2,450 Member
    I think she writes greeting cards for those occasions when you want to really tell them what you think of them
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    Nature photographer
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Gymnastics Coach
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Cleans biffy's
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cocktail waitress parttime and med student
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's a runway Model he models Country Western apparel
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    architect for the world's next, tallest building
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hula girl in a male revue :D
  • Tnguy865
    Tnguy865 Posts: 45 Member
    Celebrity psychic to the stars

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