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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    Flagpole licker
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    GQ model
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    SAS...Command and Control
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Quality control at the pudding factory
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She also works in quality control but for Trojan. She ended up with ten kids before they figured out something was wrong in the formula.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My coworker at Trojan.. had 5 kids before they perfected the formula :D
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    Spies on Dunkin Donuts for Krispy Kreme.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Owner of a small sunglasses business
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    spit-take artist.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    developed a semi permanent skin dye for people who want to have a somewhat realistic looking beard stubble. Sells it to prepubescent teenage boys, mostly.
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    Played Moses in the sequel to The 10 Commandments.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sugar daddy
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Played the burning bush in the porn edition of The Ten Commandments
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bush trimmer.. and topiarist
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Dog groomer. Only dies the front half, it's her specialty
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional spice grinder
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mime artist
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Pocket checker for the tsa. Demands to check all the mens pockets. Doesn't wait for permission, digs right in
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Pocket checker for the tsa. Demands to check all the mens pockets. Doesn't wait for permission, digs right in

    Ohhh hi 👋 Pande.. he's my colleague actually he's been doing the job years longer than I.. a total professional :D
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She is a professional measurement taker. When men need to have their measurements taken they always stand in her line because she always adds an extra inch or two.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She is a donut inspector. Measures both the radius and circumference of donuts. Any time she finds anything off, she bites it until the dimensions fit her preferences.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2019
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    She is a professional measurement taker. When men need to have their measurements taken they always stand in her line because she always adds an extra inch or two.

    What can I say.. I'm good at my job.

    You know how KFC is finger licking good, well if you don't feel like licking your fingers she'll do it for you.

    @Pandemonium_ he's a chicken plucker.. from a long line of chicken pluckers
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She counts the square impressions in your waffles. If there isn't an even number she makes you get pancakes.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Butter technician. She wanders around Cracker Barrels yelling at people and blowing a whistle when they use a sloppy butter slathering technique on pancakes and waffles. Swats their hand with a ruler, publicly shames them, then teaches them to correct swiping method.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He teaches the more rebellious amish how to do dance moves such as "The Butter Churn", "The Moonwalk" and "The Dougie". He is very popular in Pennsylvania and is known for his wooden shoes.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Makes and sells her own Elderberry Jam. She neglects to mention that she sits nude in a large tub of the berries to crush them. The high anti oxident content keeps her looking young and beautiful.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He is currently self employed, working in his garage to invent a supplement that will
    Make flatulence smell like roses. In his research efforts he consumes seven bean burritos every day. He hasn’t even come close to actually inventing anything yet, mostly he sits and watches Netflix while consuming his bean burritos.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    teaches the art of tranquilism......but only to transgender puppets....
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Mustachioed man for hire. Need an old timey boxing look a like? Perhaps a magician? How about an 1890s baseball player? He's your guy.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Enforcer

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