Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Pandemonium_

Pandhandler consultant. He designs the signs, makes sure your hair is sufficiently mussed and offers suggestions on clothing and facial expressions. All designed to help you get larger monetary donations.

epr31295

Fishing line spooler you can thank him when you get that nice tight spool!

Pandemonium_

Geneticist responsible for discovering the "pumpkin spice and uggs" gene.

s131951

Crocs designer

Pandemonium_

Lactation technician.

pizzamyheart

Reigning nudist double Dutch champion of ‘78. Still making a living signing autographs at flea markets and swap meets.

Pandemonium_

Animal rights activist. Her specialty is chicken eggs. She insures that chickens dont feel stressed when laying eggs.

Ironwoman1111

Chews hay for horse with bad teeth, has 20 years experience.

luckymommy27

Office type job

AliNouveau

Piano tuner

honeybee__12

She’s the ice skating and curling ambassador of Canada

pizzamyheart

SHe watches your kids when they yell “mom look at me” so you can get a break from watching.

Pandemonium_

She is a rep from a condom vending company. Travels around filling the bathroom condom vending machines. Banana flavored is the big seller.

pizzamyheart

He calls himself a neighborhood documentary specialist. He shoots videos of animals pooping and uploads it to the neighborhood Facebook page.

Pandemonium_

Makes, bottles and distributes her own brand of home made wine. Her hook, what makes her brand unique is that her grapes are are crushed by hand (well, not hand, but between her breasts). Her wine is called Bosom. The Malbec is equisite.

MzIrish

con artist

PopRox90

teacher..whatever it is a boss

Josh_2099

Artist

tinuz

quality control,
He makes sure there are exactly 3.231.834 rice grains in an uncle bens cardboard box.......

happimess01

He plays the flute to calm the cows when they are being milked

avalonblues

Translating the works of Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky.

honeybee__12

Professional Cellist

pizzamyheart

She works for an optomotrist at the mall. She walks around the mall and whenever she sees a person wearing glasses she punches them in the face then hands them a coupon for ten percent of new glasses at her dr.s office.

Pandemonium_

Gubernatorial candidate. She doesnt care about politics, it's just cracks her up to say gubernatorial.

avalonblues

Fishing guide

slimgirljo15

Hallmark greeting card writer

pizzamyheart

She is an assistant to circus clowns. She is in charge of making cream pies and cleaning up rabbit poop.

honeybee__12

She works at the “all you can eat pizza” buffet.
She’s a sort of “fluffer” to keep the pizza in the buffet looking it’s best.

Pandemonium_

Shows children the correct methods for pulling the legs off grasshoppers, wings off flies, that sort of thing. She abhors the behavior, but she figures they might as well do it the right way.

slimgirljo15

Hitman