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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He is part of the flight crew and provides a poop stool to people going to the toilet
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Works at the Sunglass Hut. Top salesman. His trick is to rub some THC oil on the nosepiece of the glasses before handing them to the customer to try on.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He works with computers. He’s actually just waiting for the day that a computer can take over his job. He hopes that it will be a roomba.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She hires herself out to people that hate to argue. She follows them through their day just in case an argument starts. The dramatic way she cries "STOP", the anguish on her face, how she shakes and clenches her fists, brings arguments to an immediate stop. Its a thing of beauty.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He is a very sought after Beard Braider. He has even invented a new type of braid specifically for beards that he calls "The Fancy Man". Mostly he does his good beard works at coffee shops.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Gyration consultant. She uses high tech cameras and software to critique the mechanics of your gyrations and offers helpful tips, mostly by performing live gyrations, to help you improve. Gotta get your legs into it.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He sits on a park bench and tries to sell peanut butter by the spoon fool to pigeons.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    edited October 2019
    Veterinarian that specializes in only spays and neuters and that’s it.
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Disco Spray Paint Artist
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He sells perfumes to skunks and muskrats.
  • Wolfy9797
    Wolfy9797 Posts: 38 Member
    This a strange conversation
  • Wolfy9797
    Wolfy9797 Posts: 38 Member
    Cashier
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Sabrina the Teenage Witch reproduction on the Isle of Wight.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    sprinkler tester...for some odd reason there is always a bottle of shampoo in his "toolkit"
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Fun consultant. Pushes the addition of bubbles to just about anything.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    tinuz wrote: »
    sprinkler tester...for some odd reason there is always a bottle of shampoo in his "toolkit"

    Also, I thought of a Metal Gear situation where the bottle of shampoo would come in handy. . .
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited October 2019
    Jouster in the Local Renaissance Faire. Does it for the free beer and bodice clad maidens.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Subs in for when a bodice clad maiden is unavailable..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's a Bodice Clad Maiden
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Online Sheep sales consultant.
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    Personal trainer
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Make-up artist
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Rock star
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    Dj
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nail tech
  • fairytale_babe
    fairytale_babe Posts: 391 Member
    Optometrist
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    Artist
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    The PoPo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Exotic dancer
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Crocodile hunter

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