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    Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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      He is part of the flight crew and provides a poop stool to people going to the toilet
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      Works at the Sunglass Hut. Top salesman. His trick is to rub some THC oil on the nosepiece of the glasses before handing them to the customer to try on.
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      He works with computers. He’s actually just waiting for the day that a computer can take over his job. He hopes that it will be a roomba.
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      She hires herself out to people that hate to argue. She follows them through their day just in case an argument starts. The dramatic way she cries "STOP", the anguish on her face, how she shakes and clenches her fists, brings arguments to an immediate stop. Its a thing of beauty.
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      He is a very sought after Beard Braider. He has even invented a new type of braid specifically for beards that he calls "The Fancy Man". Mostly he does his good beard works at coffee shops.
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      Gyration consultant. She uses high tech cameras and software to critique the mechanics of your gyrations and offers helpful tips, mostly by performing live gyrations, to help you improve. Gotta get your legs into it.
    • Posts: 1,836 Member
      He sits on a park bench and tries to sell peanut butter by the spoon fool to pigeons.
    • Posts: 4,018 Member
      edited October 2019
      Veterinarian that specializes in only spays and neuters and that’s it.
    • Posts: 2,073 Member
      Disco Spray Paint Artist
    • Posts: 1,836 Member
      He sells perfumes to skunks and muskrats.
    • Posts: 38 Member
      This a strange conversation
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      Cashier
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      Sabrina the Teenage Witch reproduction on the Isle of Wight.
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      sprinkler tester...for some odd reason there is always a bottle of shampoo in his "toolkit"
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      Fun consultant. Pushes the addition of bubbles to just about anything.
    • Posts: 3,776 Member
      tinuz wrote: »
      sprinkler tester...for some odd reason there is always a bottle of shampoo in his "toolkit"

      Also, I thought of a Metal Gear situation where the bottle of shampoo would come in handy. . .
    • Posts: 945 Member
      edited October 2019
      Jouster in the Local Renaissance Faire. Does it for the free beer and bodice clad maidens.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Subs in for when a bodice clad maiden is unavailable..
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She's a Bodice Clad Maiden
    • Posts: 485 Member
      Online Sheep sales consultant.
    • Posts: 6,979 Member
      Personal trainer
    • Posts: 13,440 Member
      Make-up artist
    • Posts: 485 Member
      Rock star
    • Posts: 6,979 Member
      Dj
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      Nail tech
    • Posts: 391 Member
      Optometrist
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      Artist
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      The PoPo
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      Exotic dancer
    • Posts: 485 Member
      Crocodile hunter

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