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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Professional chick sexer.
    Once recognized internationally as the " fastest sexer in the MidWest"
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    JessWill2020220 Posts: 62 Member
    Fisher(wo)man
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    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Instragram instructor for those 40+. Teaches how to #hashtaglikeaboss, correct poses to eliminate double chins, and what types of pictures get you all sorts of hot single doctor followers.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    G-string adjuster 😂
  • Keef75
    Keef75 Posts: 546 Member
    G string adjuster verifyer.....😉
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Backyard surveyor. Eyeballs your backyard and reccomends where all your workout equipment should be installed...battle ropes come as a bonus package deal.
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Sells Dottera oils as her business enterprise. Was recruited to it in late 2019 while working as a temp PT as a admin clerk for an accounting firm.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Makes her own candles. To be honest, lately, shes gotten lazy. Her newest creation is called "I had a cheeseburger for lunch". Basically she put some cheeseburger grease in the wax and phoned it in.
  • green_eyes_99
    green_eyes_99 Posts: 149 Member
    Pimp 😎
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Makes her own candles. To be honest, lately, shes gotten lazy. Her newest creation is called "I had a cheeseburger for lunch". Basically she put some cheeseburger grease in the wax and phoned it in.

    Haha! How did you know? Eau de Cheeseburger, find it on my Etsy page now.


    Works as a consultant accountant. Mostly does taxes for local restaurants and clothing stores.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Butter spreading consultant with exacting standards. No butter will be spread without her express consent. If she spreads it, itll be perfect.
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Ballet instructor
  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
    A magnate wife - she's always next to him, elegance itself, wearing top designer dresses and diamonds. No one would guess that she's actually the gray cardinal, taking all business decisions.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Master of the thieves guild. All the city's homeless urchins spy and steal for her. Todays haul includes half a boston creme donut, 4 skittles, 2 containers of candied fruit for fruit cakes, and the unexpected news that Mrs. Riley is seeing the vice principal on her lunches. That'll come in handy. Its been a good day for a small town.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Professional back scratcher, for a small fee he'll get the spots you can't reach
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Shes a "wife for the night". Tired of having to put the toilet seat down every time? Hire her, you can leave it up alllll night long.
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    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    Fluffer
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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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  • Queen_of_Lean
    Queen_of_Lean Posts: 362 Member
    Short story writer. No one knows him yet, but recently he wrote a few stories that would definitely bring him fame and wealth. These are "The condom dispenser rep", "The wife for the night" and the best among all - "The master of the thieves guild".
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Pillow fluffer. Can be hired to plump or flatten your pillow nightly. Extra services include the mid day fluff (in case you like naps) or the turn down premium package where she cools the pillow first, sprays a lavender essential oil on it, and leaves a dark chocolate kiss on it before leaving you to slumber blissfully.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She offers a "Guaranteed slumber package" if you can't sleep she will wallop you with a big lump of wood and knock you out. Her business motto is slumber by lumber..
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Professional fire poker.. say you're sitting around the fire pit and the fire is starting to die.. the fire needs poking.. ta da Callousedthoughts to the rescue.

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