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  • iyanchovskaiyanchovska Member Posts: 290 Member Member Posts: 290 Member
    Bollywood actress, famous for her dancing!
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Proxy for old grumpy men that are just too tired to do it anymore. Hire her and you can be sure kids will stay off your lawn, your garden gnomes will always be straight, and there will be lots of fist shaking at the neighbors.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,625 Member Member Posts: 178,625 Member
    He's a retired (or was he fired?) 🤔Grumpy Man with an extensive collection of Gnomes.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Sex therapist. Her specialty is matching people with appropriate sexual "aides" (what she calls dolls)
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 2,802 Member Member Posts: 2,802 Member
    Themed party planner. This week he’s planned a physically distanced “mask”erade ball. Maintaining a 2m distance, of course.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Rodeo clown trainer. She puts on a set of sharp horns and goes to town. Its a labor of love really
  • activities1activities1 Member Posts: 3,453 Member Member Posts: 3,453 Member
    Envelope licker by day. Ghostbuster by night
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Page turner. You can hire her to turn your book pages for you. She has very rough fingers, makes for an excellent one swipe turn.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,625 Member Member Posts: 178,625 Member
    Impersonator who moonlights as a High School Vice Principal
  • poland_dianapoland_diana Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member
    Cosmetologist
  • mada2u1984mada2u1984 Member Posts: 109 Member Member Posts: 109 Member
    Criminologist
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,625 Member Member Posts: 178,625 Member
    Pro Football Cheerleader 🏈
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Collects and sells potato chips that have likenesses of celebrities. Her prized possession is one that looks like Nicholas Cage from Con Air, complete with mullet.
  • PlentyofProtein00PlentyofProtein00 Member Posts: 1,134 Member Member Posts: 1,134 Member
    He has built this company from the ground up. It's called, Ground UP. It's a therapy group that believes in meeting in groups out on the lawn to better get understanding of people. Lay on the grass hold hands and be prepared to share your life history.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Social distance personal enforcer. Walks in circles around you, insuring that everyone is exactly 6 feet away at all times.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,464 Member Member Posts: 242,464 Member
    Personal bug slapper , he follows you around with one of these and keeps the bugs off you for a small fee.
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  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,417 Member Member Posts: 1,417 Member
    Recognized as "Sandwich artist of the year" at Subway. One critic said " She is proof that a higher power exists.
    Her meat layering skills can only be described as....the highlight of this critics life"
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,093 Member Member Posts: 1,093 Member
    Professional chick sexer.
    Once recognized internationally as the " fastest sexer in the MidWest"
  • JessWill2020220JessWill2020220 Member Posts: 62 Member Member Posts: 62 Member
    Fisher(wo)man
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,093 Member Member Posts: 1,093 Member
    Sponsored firesetter - burns more hardwood than anybody else in the buz
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