Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

winnsome85

She's a charter member of the National Procrastination Society, heading up their first ever Proactivity in Action Convention, but she just hasn't gotten around to it yet....

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skahtboi

FaceBook critic. Yeah...you know how movies and music and theatre all have critics. Well....he saw a niche and filled it!

subcounter

Dresses up as cupid, running around on the streets with only diapers on, on Valentines Day. He uses real arrows. Hasn't successfully shot anyone yet.

BaddS4

Accountant

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Theo166

Tenderizes puppies for for Korean BBQ house.
He stand on the edge of the roof and throws puppies up in the air repeatedly,
until their muscles are chock full of adrenaline
(sadly, this is a real thing)

Shoebacha1

pumpkin eater

praksindiafit

Shoemaker

Shoebacha1

motivational speaker

xzsharp

glass licker

Shoebacha1

short bus rider

xzsharp

telephone pole dancer

Shoebacha1

boxer briefs model

xzsharp

panty eater

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Anesthesiologist in training

subcounter

Works in the local haunted Pirate Ship, popping up randomly yelling "Ahoy Matey"

Shoebacha1

Get paid to chloroform people.

xzsharp

Counter at subway

Shoebacha1

Sperm bank greeter

subcounter

Odor judge for a big deodorant company

Shoebacha1

Nurse who helps donors when having trouble performing

xzsharp

Sperm collection quality control

xzsharp

Sperm donor assistant

Shoebacha1

Sperm donor recruiter

FabulousFantasticFifty

She helps the donors achieve their quota!

mellecita

Cleans the room after the donation is made

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mellecita

student at Clown College