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If I had a dollar for every time.....
If you had a dollar for every time something happened, what would it be and how much would you have... for example... If I had a dollar for every time my 3 year old came out of my room with one of my, eerrrrr... ummmm , toys... I'd have about 467 dollars :-p
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People asked "How tall are you anyway?"0
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"what do you want to eat?"0
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(Is now curious to know how tall @FabulousFantasticFifty is)
Being asked "So why are you single?"0 -
Honeysuckle3 wrote: »(Is now curious to know how tall @FabulousFantasticFifty is)
Being asked "So why are you single?"
Four feet Eleven and a half
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Honeysuckle3 wrote: »(Is now curious to know how tall @FabulousFantasticFifty is)
Being asked "So why are you single?"
Four feet Eleven and a half
I owe you a dollar
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Honeysuckle3 wrote: »(Is now curious to know how tall @FabulousFantasticFifty is)
Being asked "So why are you single?"
I've been asked that lately...I don't get it...I'm holding a baby and all. /confused0 -
"Are those ALL YOUR kids?!!"- no, I borrowed them so I could walk around target looking like a sister wife. "Well, you must be busy- huh?!" You're kidding? Me. Never.0
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Is that all your eating..."Listen *kitten*, I'm on a diet, you know what that means?...0
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Someone says Oh, thought you were Mexican!0
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If you had a dollar for every time something happened, what would it be and how much would you have... for example... If I had a dollar for every time my 3 year old came out of my room with one of my, eerrrrr... ummmm , toys... I'd have about 467 dollars :-p
OMFG that's hilarious! !!0 -
CassieZink wrote: »If you had a dollar for every time something happened, what would it be and how much would you have... for example... If I had a dollar for every time my 3 year old came out of my room with one of my, eerrrrr... ummmm , toys... I'd have about 467 dollars :-p
OMFG that's hilarious! !!
Glad I could entertain :-p
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"If you had a dollar for every time something happened, what would it be and how much would you have... "
If I had a dollar for every time I creeped Missy's pics this evening, I'd have enough to take her out and show her a very nice time! ;-)0 -
"If you had a dollar for every time something happened, what would it be and how much would you have... "
If I had a dollar for every time I creeped Missy's pics this evening, I'd have enough to take her out and show her a very nice time! ;-)
Really...!>!>!
If I had a dollar for every incredibly hot guy with tattoos I saw tonight... I'd have... a buck! ;-) HHeeellllooooo there
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Someone asked me if I was Spanish..I'd be a millionaire! I'm
Asian!!!0 -
A woman found me unattractive, women would find me attractive.......................0
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My relatives and family friends called me fat - I'd be rich0
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said "___________ for a mom/ mother/ mother of 3" I'd probably be able to buy all the supplies for my own perfect home gym by now. E.g. "you're so skinny...... for a mom" "you look so happy....... for a mother of 3 little kids". UGH.0
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How is it that you speak Spanish even though you don't look Mexican? (because I grew up speaking Spanish with my Argentine mother and Spanish grandmother...oh, and I studied the language from age 5, and went to college in South America, etc.)
Why don't you have a Gringo accent? (because I am freaking Hispanic too even though I don't have dark skin or hair!)
Oh, you don't even have an accent! (such a backhanded compliment...usually I get this from people who are MUCH less fluent in Spanish than I am)
I seriously get one of these at 5 times a week. I really need to move to a community with more diverse Latinos.0 -
For every time I got a boner...0
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Every time I took it up the pooper0
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