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Your day in a Haiku

ElegantSpider
ElegantSpider Posts: 7 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
You know them; maybe you love them! Three non- rhyming lines: five syllables, seven, then five. Bonus points for humor!

To start us off:
Car was an igloo
Pranced my red-nosed self to work
Eskimo trekker

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  • KitchenWitch75
    KitchenWitch75 Posts: 3
    The snow's coming down.
    The wind begins blowing.
    The storm rages on.
  • KitchenWitch75
    KitchenWitch75 Posts: 3
    The snow's coming down.
    The strong wind begins blowing.
    The storm rages on.

    Forgot a word lol

  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    A frozen wasteland
    The sun hath lost this battle
    Back to bed for me
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    T R X workout
    Suspended, my thoughts turned to
    50 Shades of Grey
  • Mech9
    Mech9 Posts: 252 Member
    you are all so cold
    i enjoy the sun out here
    in california
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    A weekend too short
    Monday's fog never lifted
    Try again Tuesday
  • MKEgal
    MKEgal Posts: 3,250 Member
    10 inches of snow
    in one day. I remove it
    from my driveway. Brrr!
  • MKEgal
    MKEgal Posts: 3,250 Member
    Oh, wait, you wanted the whole day...

    First shoveling snow,
    then internet calls me. Last
    is grandpa sitting.
  • ElegantSpider
    ElegantSpider Posts: 7 Member
    Thanks to all for laughs
    Your wit is most amusing
    Wordplay is great fun
  • ElegantSpider
    ElegantSpider Posts: 7 Member
    Teaching first graders
    Somersaults elicits laughs
    Next, the balance beam
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    I'm gonna work hard!
    First I'll check the internet...
    ...I'll work tomorrow
  • Benjinkan
    Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member
    edited February 2015
    No No No No No

    No No No No No No No

    You utter imbecile


    #Dontsufferfoolstoday

    Just for clarity, colleague is having a dumb day
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Tired of this snow
    Want to go to Bahamas
    Off to work instead
  • Benjinkan
    Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member
    edited February 2015
    mikeshockley wrote: »
    Tired of this snow
    Want to go to Bahamas
    Off to work instead

    Is it really just me
    That sees Bahamas written
    and thinks bananas?


  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    Guess what day it is?
    Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
    Guess what day it is?
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