NSV - I fought the law and I beat them!

deeann7769

I am currently doing training in another state and living in a hotel. On TDYs (training stuff) a lot of people like to drink and party. As I am trying to get fit, I volunteered to DD so I wouldn't be pounding extra empty calories. After a wild night of Diet Coke, water, and excessive amounts of karaoke, we started the process of going home. I had to drop the first person of at the front gate where the base cops take your ID to enter the base.

As I neglected to roll the windows down to air out the van before approaching the gate, the van REEKED of booze when I rolled down the window to show ID. The cop pulled me out of the vehicle on suspicion of drunk driving.

It is really hard to follow a pen and walk a straight line while simultaneously laughing at your drunk coworkers yelling "Free (deeann7769)", "police brutality", and other gems, so I failed the roadside tests. Got to the breathalyzer... 0.00. We drove away free and clear

Barely weight loss related, but it was pretty funny.

Pearsquared

Thank goodness for the breathalyzer! xD And hey, it's weight loss related because you didn't drink for that reason.