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Noogynoogs
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Once upon a time
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in a distang galaxy0
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far far away0
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a group of voyagers0
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Were on a discovery0
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mission to find the secret0
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...to how life started on...0
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that week old sandwich in my fridge0
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it started as a small colony of ants0
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then quickly advanced to....0
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mutant ninja turtle type ants...0
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which while cool to look at, presented0
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A huge problem0
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as they would always...0
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ask me if I was "going to eat this"...0
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And I would say "Yes, and I'm going to eat you, too!" nom nom nom0
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...so they took up their swords...0
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And vowed ninja vengeance!
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and they lived happily ever after, until...0
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the other food in the....0
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pantry caught wind of the plans and0
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sent the breadcrumbs to summon the lemons...0
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who were awaken from a slumber of aeons, only to realize0
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They'd lost their sour........0
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abilities..so they were just fancy oranges now0
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Who's gonna take us serious? said...0
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The Lemon King, in an exasperated huff0
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"we will" said the mini marshmellows. Ever since the lost0
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Marshmallow got stuck in the cupboard0
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causing the hot chocolate to abandon the kitchen0
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for the boudoir of the Lemon Queen.0
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