Are you tired of not losing weight?

itsthehumidity

Have you tried it all? Have you been working at it for at least several weeks, yet the scale just isn't moving? Did you lose lots of weight at first, only to gain a bunch of it back? Are you tired during the day? If any of that applies to you, you're not doing it right. What if I told you you can make just a few, barely noticeable changes to your lifestyle and lose up to 35 pounds a week?! If that's something you want, read on!

Welcome to Itsthehumidity's Effortless Guide to the Perfect Body

I was like you once. I was tired of trying every diet and exercise program under the sun. I did everything exactly as they told me and I still couldn't get rid of that stubborn belly fat. I did some of my own research, and I found out something shocking that the fitness and medical industries do NOT want you to know!

Hospitals, clinics, gyms, and trainers are all FOR PROFIT. Think about it. You're a smart person, you know something is off about the industry. They want one thing: money. How do they get it? When you keep going back to them. Why do you go back? Because nothing works. Why does nothing work? Because you're given garbage advice that's designed to fail. Does this vicious cycle sound familiar? Don't worry, I found a way out of it.

The secret I discovered is that it actually is possible to get around and disable those stubborn genetics that don't want you to succeed. During my research I studied multiple cultures across the world that don't struggle with obesity and health problems. What did I find? There are five foods that none of these cultures eat!

Do these people do situps all day? Do they do ridiculous things like squats and deadlifts and bench presses? No! They make sure they avoid these five foods that the health care industry hopes you crave. The industry banks on it.

For just $19.95 I'll send you the fruits of my research, and for a recurring subscription fee of $4.99/month I'll send you periodic updates about the state of the industry that wants you to fail, and what you can do to make sure that doesn't happen. What's better, a few dollars a month, or thousands of dollars paid in avoidable medical bills? Don't leave it up to them.

Sign up today!

Edit: I see I'm getting flagged for spam. It's a joke, people, relax.

_John_

itsthehumidity

@_John_‌ that's the kind of can-do attitude we need more of around here!

Altagracia220

35 lbs a week? making just a few, barely noticeable changes to your lifestyle? give me a break. Even if that were possible, that is incredibly unhealthy. You are 'For Profit' just as much as the hospitals , clinics, gyms, and trainers are , asking for $20 and $5 per month. Please go troll another fitness community and don't try to insult our intelligence again.

itsthehumidity

jazmin220 wrote: »

35 lbs a week? making just a few, barely noticeable changes to your lifestyle? give me a break. Even if that were possible, that is incredibly unhealthy. You are 'For Profit' just as much as the hospitals , clinics, gyms, and trainers are , asking for $20 and $5 per month. Please go troll another fitness community and don't try to insult our intelligence again.

It was just a joke. Notice there weren't any links. There's no form of payment. I just had some fun typing up something similar to the fad diets that so many MFP users pay attention to. I suppose it was more funny to me than anyone else.