What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • hawkeye45_
    hawkeye45_ Posts: 812 Member
    Stubby lil tree stump legs.
  • hawkeye45_
    hawkeye45_ Posts: 812 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
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    When I don't understand what she's talking about but I like her voice so I don't interrupt

    Dis me. 😂 Sometimes I get to talking too fast and can't tell my words aren't coming out clearly. People don't always stop me, so I don't know they don't understand me. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I have an accent so does that mean even though they don't understand the words they still listen because my gibberish sounds nice? 🤔

    That depends. What sort of accent to do you have?

    🤔 Best way to describe it.... Southeastern US. Twangy, a little drawl, and whole lotta y'all

    Psh I grew up in a town of 2,000 in Tennessee. I think I can translate.

    That will depend entirely on how many stop lights the town had. 😁 Skills level up if you only had caution lights.

    Two! How about yours?
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 8,140 Member
    if she uses my body like a foam roller

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  • SunnyBunBun79
    SunnyBunBun79 Posts: 2,228 Member
    men in well fitting suits. OMG <3
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,287 Member
    men in well fitting suits. OMG <3

    You're welcome: Suits thread
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    if she uses my body like a foam roller

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    I saw a woman leaving Trader Joe's wearing pants like those but the see through parts were running along the sides of the legs, from the hip all the way down to the ankle.

    Dude. I just stood there in the middle of the parking lot holding my two organic cotton grocery bags (don't hate) and stared at her in awe.

    I didn't even have to wrestle with that voice in my head telling me "dude, act like you've seen a mom before"
    Nuh-uh. I pressed the pandemic emergency button for this one and overrode all No Dambs Given procedures.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,287 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
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    She must be cute, funny, and share my last name....😁

    My ovaries just exploded. Now we know what your daughter will look like 😍
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 8,651 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
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    She must be cute, funny, and share my last name....😁

    <3 She's absolutely adorable.
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
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    She must be cute, funny, and share my last name....😁

    Omg. This is the sweetest picture 💜
  • tams_89
    tams_89 Posts: 2,815 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
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    She must be cute, funny, and share my last name....😁

    Beautiful ❤️
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 8,140 Member
    if she uses my body like a foam roller

    FlawedUnluckyAfricanbushviper-small.gif

    I saw a woman leaving Trader Joe's wearing pants like those but the see through parts were running along the sides of the legs, from the hip all the way down to the ankle.

    Dude. I just stood there in the middle of the parking lot holding my two organic cotton grocery bags (don't hate) and stared at her in awe.

    I didn't even have to wrestle with that voice in my head telling me "dude, act like you've seen a mom before"
    Nuh-uh. I pressed the pandemic emergency button for this one and overrode all No Dambs Given procedures.

    dang! I miss being rendered speechless like that. After the lockdown, hopefully.
  • hawkeye45_
    hawkeye45_ Posts: 812 Member
    Posture and eye contact.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 8,140 Member
    when she wants to keep my cast as a souvenir after it is removed
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Watching the history of swear words and I've never in my life been attracted to Nicholas Cage but here we are.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 2,883 Member
    ^^^🤣
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,287 Member
    when she wants to keep my cast as a souvenir after it is removed

    Even if she was the reason you had to get the cast? 🤔