What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    A man that will eat cottage cheese off my thighs.

    Just cottage cheese?

    First. Then we move to heavier food items.

    Spaghetti is next

    Sloppy Joe's is last
    A man that will eat cottage cheese off my thighs.

    Just cottage cheese?

    First. Then we move to heavier food items.

    Spaghetti is next

    I was thinking toast

    Also, thanksgiving is right around the corner. Food for thought...

    I want a man who will stuff his face on stuffing and mashed potatoes on my thighs.
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    Tall, beautiful eyes, deep voice, gives forehead kisses

    forehead kisses? I smell daddy issues

    You're single aren't you

    nope. 3 years and going strong. Her name is Irene and she is such a doll (the blow up kind).

    Nice! Congrats on 3 years! You must take excellent care of her crevices
  • squirmmonster
    squirmmonster Posts: 98 Member
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    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    someone who will send me pics of his hands <3

    Me too!!!
    Preferably on his d.
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    YES
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    This sounds like my husband. He smells good too. I do his laundry and use two drier sheets!!!
  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
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    pekovic_m wrote: »
    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    There are plenty of intelligent, extra* hairy females that smell good and have high libido.

    Now just buy a big toy and you're set!
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    pekovic_m wrote: »
    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    There are plenty of intelligent, extra* hairy females that smell good and have high libido.

    AND..they like to spoon and fork!
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    edited October 2017
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    pekovic_m wrote: »
    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    There are plenty of intelligent, extra* hairy females that smell good and have high libido.

    Now just buy a big toy and you're set!

    Unfortunately it's just not the same. That and they still act like women :/
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    pekovic_m wrote: »
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    There are plenty of intelligent, extra* hairy females that smell good and have high libido.

    AND..they like to spoon and fork!

    And squirt mayo on your body? Or no?

    Yes. All over that hotdog.

    But then between the buns?
    Ride the Hershey highway?

    I think you're addicted to butt stuff
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    pekovic_m wrote: »
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    In this order:
    Intelligence
    Guys that look like GUYS. Can be a beard, can be physical strength or body hair. Just anything especially masculine.
    Smelling good
    Silver foxes (handsome middle aged guys if you're not familiar with the term, opposite of "cougar")

    There are plenty of intelligent, extra* hairy females that smell good and have high libido.

    AND..they like to spoon and fork!

    And squirt mayo on your body? Or no?

    Yes. All over that hotdog.

    But then between the buns?
    Ride the Hershey highway?

    I think you're addicted to butt stuff

    I wouldn't call it an addiction

    What would you call it?
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