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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    When she's actually a bear dressed up as a girl and she kills me over a candlelit dinner on our first date

    Saw this movie on Lifetime

    I've always dismissed those Lifetime movies but maybe I should give them another chance
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    When she's actually a bear dressed up as a girl and she kills me over a candlelit dinner on our first date

    Saw this movie on Lifetime

    I've always dismissed those Lifetime movies but maybe I should give them another chance

    Well they’ve done everything else to death so now they’re actually trying to keep it real
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    When he smells good. <3

    I'm a Ck eternity fan... Love the aqua, so dis basically mee 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    When she's actually a bear dressed up as a girl and she kills me over a candlelit dinner on our first date

    Saw this movie on Lifetime

    I've always dismissed those Lifetime movies but maybe I should give them another chance

    Well they’ve done everything else to death so now they’re actually trying to keep it real

    "She was a bear recovering from heartache, wondering if she could ever love again. He was...dinner."
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    When she's actually a bear dressed up as a girl and she kills me over a candlelit dinner on our first date

    Saw this movie on Lifetime

    I've always dismissed those Lifetime movies but maybe I should give them another chance

    Well they’ve done everything else to death so now they’re actually trying to keep it real

    "She was a bear recovering from heartache, wondering if she could ever love again. He was...dinner."

    Ugh still too much romance
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    When she's actually a bear dressed up as a girl and she kills me over a candlelit dinner on our first date

    Saw this movie on Lifetime

    I've always dismissed those Lifetime movies but maybe I should give them another chance

    Well they’ve done everything else to death so now they’re actually trying to keep it real

    "She was a bear recovering from heartache, wondering if she could ever love again. He was...dinner."

    Ugh still too much romance

    "He wanted her covered in whipped cream; she wanted him covered in gravy."
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Elusive communication skills
    ...I love to be kept wondering
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Elusive communication skills
    ...I love to be kept wondering

    Saying less is more

    Same with compliments. Those things should be like a pop machine
    @cee134
    in the desert
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Elusive communication skills
    ...I love to be kept wondering

    Saying less is more

    Same with compliments. Those things should be like a pop machine
    @cee134
    in the desert

    I'm hard of understanding...is this a pop/soda/coke thing, or a desert/dessert thing?

    Waaay over my head!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Elusive communication skills
    ...I love to be kept wondering

    Saying less is more

    Same with compliments. Those things should be like a pop machine
    @cee134
    in the desert

    I'm hard of understanding...is this a pop/soda/coke thing, or a desert/dessert thing?

    Waaay over my head!

    Imagine being in a desert and being super hot and thirsty and then stumbling upon some icy cold beverages. I was going to say they should be like drinking fountains in the desert but then I wouldn’t have been able to hassle cee with my pop reference
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    jesus *kitten* y’all are obtuse today
    is bears and coke machines innuendo or

    I very rarely use innuendo
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    jesus *kitten* y’all are obtuse today
    is bears and coke machines innuendo or

    This post is all about me, right?
    Like gummy bears and coke? My thing?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    jesus *kitten* y’all are obtuse today
    is bears and coke machines innuendo or

    Naw, legit talking about bears doing bear things. No innuendo. Just nature's own brand of violence
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Elusive communication skills
    ...I love to be kept wondering

    Saying less is more

    Same with compliments. Those things should be like a pop machine
    @cee134
    in the desert

    I'm hard of understanding...is this a pop/soda/coke thing, or a desert/dessert thing?

    Waaay over my head!

    Imagine being in a desert and being super hot and thirsty and then stumbling upon some icy cold beverages. I was going to say they should be like drinking fountains in the desert but then I wouldn’t have been able to hassle cee with my pop reference

    Thanks for 'splaining...Im hard of understanding sometimes!

    For the record...you call it pop?
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Ok, you guys all got me thinking about the old fashioned "teddy bear picnic" song now
    ...its creepy as fork
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Elusive communication skills
    ...I love to be kept wondering

    Saying less is more

    Same with compliments. Those things should be like a pop machine
    @cee134
    in the desert

    I'm hard of understanding...is this a pop/soda/coke thing, or a desert/dessert thing?

    Waaay over my head!

    Imagine being in a desert and being super hot and thirsty and then stumbling upon some icy cold beverages. I was going to say they should be like drinking fountains in the desert but then I wouldn’t have been able to hassle cee with my pop reference

    Thanks for 'splaining...Im hard of understanding sometimes!

    For the record...you call it pop?

    I absolutely do
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    jesus *kitten* y’all are obtuse today
    is bears and coke machines innuendo or
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    jesus *kitten* y’all are obtuse today
    is bears and coke machines innuendo or

    This post is all about me, right?
    Like gummy bears and coke? My thing?
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    jesus *kitten* y’all are obtuse today
    is bears and coke machines innuendo or

    I very rarely use innuendo

    @CircumcisedCokeCan you're gonna want in on this convo
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    I’ve heard this but it’s not an easy concept to accept sometimes
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  • The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ Posts: 2,069 Member
    When he's good with kids or if he has kids of his own and is a good dad
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
    Humor. I’m always head over sneakers for the nerdy, funny guy. Muscles are cool, but have you ever laughed till your abs hurt?
  • Competeballpythons
    Competeballpythons Posts: 224 Member
    chrisrose9731 wrote: »
    Humor. I’m always head over sneakers for the nerdy, funny guy. Muscles are cool, but have you ever laughed till your abs hurt?

    No. I haven’t. Women aren’t that funny.
    🤪
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    If she owns a boat 🚣‍♀️
  • hunnahs26
    hunnahs26 Posts: 288 Member
    If she likes classic rock
  • The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ Posts: 2,069 Member
    edited February 2019
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    When she cuddles me like a body pillow

    Uhh uhh... I watched movies like that and saw what they do with those pillows ;):D
  • The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ Posts: 2,069 Member
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    When she cuddles me like a body pillow

    Uhh uhh... I watched movies like that and saw what they do with those pillows ;):D

    😂😂😂 Elaborate?

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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Cleavage and a dirty mind!
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    BigDougie1211 wrote: »
    Cleavage and a dirty mind!

    Same 😏

    Touche..
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    When he’s good at maths AND people
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