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    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      edited April 2019
      JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
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      Oooh that reminds me, there's a whole list of words that are either a verb or a noun depending where you put the emphasis. For example:

      You can record music.
      Or you can play music on a record.

      YES!!!!

      eta: pulled over just to say proDUCE and PROduce
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
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      I'm going to start using these words in place of each other now, just for the fun of it. Go to the market to get some pro-DUCE, and then I might PRO-duce a documentary about online fitness forums.

      because it isn’t confusing enough 🤣🤦‍♀️
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
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      I'm going to start using these words in place of each other now, just for the fun of it. Go to the market to get some pro-DUCE, and then I might PRO-duce a documentary about online fitness forums.

      Why are you so deliciously obnoxious? I love it
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
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      You just love my ambivalence and apathetic attitude, punctuated by my tendency for candid and unreserved dialogue. THAT is your weakness.

      I have no idea what you just said 😍
    • Posts: 5,095 Member
      Everything about the opposite sex is my weakness.
    • Posts: 3,344 Member
      Being staked through the heart; garlic; running water; sunlight
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      edited April 2019
      Reckoner67 wrote: »
      Being staked through the heart; garlic; running water; sunlight

      I knew it!

      😁❤️
    • Posts: 117 Member
      "Honey do" lists that include passive aggressive verbiage, and butt cheeks
    • Posts: 3,344 Member
      Silver bullets; wolfsbane; kicks to sensitive areas
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      Same gender
      Apparently it's that they are clients

      Pretty blond lady with the pretentious sounding dog's name, you are hot, can't wait to see you in the summer (with no winter coat on)

      (damn, I'm kinda creepy)
    • Posts: 1 Member
      Everything.....I just can’t talk to guys 😅
      #socialintrovert4life
    • Posts: 21 Member
      Intelligence and personality, all day every day.
    • Posts: 3,344 Member
      Mind-controlled piranha with feet and lungs
    • Posts: 1,073 Member
      The size of her__________?
      Heart lol
    • Posts: 536 Member
      @your_future_ex_wife I too find a successful gardener irresistible
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      This_far wrote: »
      @your_future_ex_wife I too find a successful gardener irresistible

      it’s so nice to be understood 😂
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      Honestly I’m a sucker for someone whose mood is always consistent
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      caco_ethes wrote: »
      Honestly I’m a sucker for someone whose mood is always consistent

      Sooooo bipolar...we out
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      The ability to predict my moodz
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
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      I can do that for males or females.

      How will I feel at 5pm eastern standard time?
    • Posts: 4,692 Member
      isalsayourface123 wrote: »
      The ability to predict my moodz

      You own a mood ring don't ya?
    • Posts: 3,344 Member
      caco_ethes wrote: »
      Honestly I’m a sucker for someone whose mood is always consistent

      The only consistency to my moods is the chaos
    • Posts: 1,673 Member
      Sense of humour, kind heart and a nice smile. . And I’m not gonna lie...I like muscles.
    • Posts: 1,663 Member
      When he'd give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain.
    • Posts: 935 Member
      Compassion, honesty & sense of humor...in that order.
      Bonus-A PASSIONATE, YUMMY KISSER!💋
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
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      What day?

      If you could expedite your answer this time...today at 5...I will be feeling?
    • Posts: 4,278 Member
      laprimaJenny wrote: »
      When he'd give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain.

      is that the way you say it ought to be? sounds mean. 😉
    • Posts: 844 Member
      The ability to put entertainment and fun in mundane things.
    • Posts: 1,004 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
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      Emotionally you will feel more peaceful than you have in a long time because at 4:50 you will have achieved total consciousness.
      Physically you will feel a bit of pain because at 4:59:55 you're going to hit your funny bone really hard.

      RS7M1le.gif
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