What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    edited April 2019
    Knows the difference between affect and effect

    Affect - verb - action

    Effect - the other thing.

    except when affect refers to a facial or emotional expression - like a “flat affect.” Then it’s a noun. i usually pronounce it differently in that case though - short A sound and accent on the first syllable.

    Oooh that reminds me, there's a whole list of words that are either a verb or a noun depending where you put the emphasis. For example:

    You can record music.
    Or you can play music on a record.

    YES!!!!

    eta: pulled over just to say proDUCE and PROduce
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Knows the difference between affect and effect

    Affect - verb - action

    Effect - the other thing.

    except when affect refers to a facial or emotional expression - like a “flat affect.” Then it’s a noun. i usually pronounce it differently in that case though - short A sound and accent on the first syllable.

    Oooh that reminds me, there's a whole list of words that are either a verb or a noun depending where you put the emphasis. For example:

    You can record music.
    Or you can play music on a record.

    YES!!!!

    eta: pulled over just to say proDUCE and PROduce

    I'm going to start using these words in place of each other now, just for the fun of it. Go to the market to get some pro-DUCE, and then I might PRO-duce a documentary about online fitness forums.

    because it isn’t confusing enough 🤣🤦‍♀️
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Knows the difference between affect and effect

    Affect - verb - action

    Effect - the other thing.

    except when affect refers to a facial or emotional expression - like a “flat affect.” Then it’s a noun. i usually pronounce it differently in that case though - short A sound and accent on the first syllable.

    Oooh that reminds me, there's a whole list of words that are either a verb or a noun depending where you put the emphasis. For example:

    You can record music.
    Or you can play music on a record.

    YES!!!!

    eta: pulled over just to say proDUCE and PROduce

    I'm going to start using these words in place of each other now, just for the fun of it. Go to the market to get some pro-DUCE, and then I might PRO-duce a documentary about online fitness forums.

    Why are you so deliciously obnoxious? I love it
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Knows the difference between affect and effect

    Affect - verb - action

    Effect - the other thing.

    except when affect refers to a facial or emotional expression - like a “flat affect.” Then it’s a noun. i usually pronounce it differently in that case though - short A sound and accent on the first syllable.

    Oooh that reminds me, there's a whole list of words that are either a verb or a noun depending where you put the emphasis. For example:

    You can record music.
    Or you can play music on a record.

    YES!!!!

    eta: pulled over just to say proDUCE and PROduce

    I'm going to start using these words in place of each other now, just for the fun of it. Go to the market to get some pro-DUCE, and then I might PRO-duce a documentary about online fitness forums.

    Why are you so deliciously obnoxious? I love it

    You just love my ambivalence and apathetic attitude, punctuated by my tendency for candid and unreserved dialogue. THAT is your weakness.

    I have no idea what you just said 😍
  • Iron_Muscle_
    Iron_Muscle_ Posts: 5,095 Member
    Everything about the opposite sex is my weakness.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Being staked through the heart; garlic; running water; sunlight
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    edited April 2019
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Being staked through the heart; garlic; running water; sunlight

    I knew it!

    😁❤️
  • mabelsdaddy
    mabelsdaddy Posts: 117 Member
    "Honey do" lists that include passive aggressive verbiage, and butt cheeks
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Silver bullets; wolfsbane; kicks to sensitive areas
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Same gender
    Apparently it's that they are clients

    Pretty blond lady with the pretentious sounding dog's name, you are hot, can't wait to see you in the summer (with no winter coat on)

    (damn, I'm kinda creepy)
  • Roshiemnstr
    Roshiemnstr Posts: 1 Member
    Everything.....I just can’t talk to guys 😅
    #socialintrovert4life
  • velvet873
    velvet873 Posts: 21 Member
    Intelligence and personality, all day every day.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Mind-controlled piranha with feet and lungs
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    The size of her__________?
    Heart lol
  • This_far
    This_far Posts: 536 Member
    @your_future_ex_wife I too find a successful gardener irresistible
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    This_far wrote: »
    @your_future_ex_wife I too find a successful gardener irresistible

    it’s so nice to be understood 😂
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Honestly I’m a sucker for someone whose mood is always consistent
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Honestly I’m a sucker for someone whose mood is always consistent

    Sooooo bipolar...we out
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    The ability to predict my moodz
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The ability to predict my moodz

    I can do that for males or females.

    How will I feel at 5pm eastern standard time?
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    The ability to predict my moodz

    You own a mood ring don't ya?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Honestly I’m a sucker for someone whose mood is always consistent

    The only consistency to my moods is the chaos
  • Mm2Hh7
    Mm2Hh7 Posts: 1,673 Member
    Sense of humour, kind heart and a nice smile. . And I’m not gonna lie...I like muscles.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    When he'd give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    Compassion, honesty & sense of humor...in that order.
    Bonus-A PASSIONATE, YUMMY KISSER!💋
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The ability to predict my moodz

    I can do that for males or females.

    How will I feel at 5pm eastern standard time?

    What day?

    If you could expedite your answer this time...today at 5...I will be feeling?
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    When he'd give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain.

    is that the way you say it ought to be? sounds mean. 😉
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    The ability to put entertainment and fun in mundane things.
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    The ability to predict my moodz

    I can do that for males or females.

    How will I feel at 5pm eastern standard time?

    What day?

    If you could expedite your answer this time...today at 5...I will be feeling?

    Emotionally you will feel more peaceful than you have in a long time because at 4:50 you will have achieved total consciousness.
    Physically you will feel a bit of pain because at 4:59:55 you're going to hit your funny bone really hard.

    RS7M1le.gif
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