What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    When she has a beautiful brain 🧠
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    I would get weak in the knees for a pocket full of snacks at the moment.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    I would get weak in the knees for a pocket full of snacks at the moment.

    I have an Awake chocolate bar in my inside pocket. Be my valentine?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I like a guy who favors clean underwear.
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
    Flat stomach...
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    I would get weak in the knees for a pocket full of snacks at the moment.

    I have an Awake chocolate bar in my inside pocket. Be my valentine?

    Caffeine and chocolate?
    A snack and the energy to keep myself upright?!
    *Swoon*
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    130annie wrote: »
    Flat stomach...

    But, where are you going to store your cookie crumbs and stuff?
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    I'm going to go against the grain here


    She doesnt need to have nice legs or a plump butt or large mountainous breasts

    She doesn't even need a pulse
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Decent portfolio, diversified investments, and obviously breats! I is a breast man ;)
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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    enjoys cheese, gravity blankets, ash v the evil dead marathons, and birkenstocks with socks
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    enjoys cheese, gravity blankets, ash v the evil dead marathons, and birkenstocks with socks

    Birk in socks?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Witty smartarse, who carries a great big sword to verbally joust with..
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    A woman who would make me pancakes right now
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    I think I’d do well with a foldable dude. You know, someone I could stash in a drawer when he’s done mowing the lawn and opening peanut butter jars and other household chores.
  • garibbalfy
    garibbalfy Posts: 334 Member
    Big booty
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    mako2623 wrote: »
    Legs, Booty, eyes, smile, and most importantly loyalty!

    You should have just said the whole package.

    I feel theres a few details missing to be the whole package.....boobs, for starters. You of all people should know that.

    It’s all about the booty though. I don’t hear guys talking about boobs anymore.
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    edited May 2019
    garibbalfy wrote: »
    Big booty

    Have you ever met ms new booty?
    Apparently she's got it together and can bring it back to you
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Decent portfolio, diversified investments, and obviously breats! I is a breast man ;)
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    :'(
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    Doesn't end his sentences with a preposition.
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    Doesn't end his sentences with a preposition.

    You want, and I can't stress this enough, a cunning linguist.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    Doesn't end his sentences with a preposition.

    You want, and I can't stress this enough, a cunning linguist.

    Who doesn't love a cunning linguist?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    I can’t even go into detail on what it does to me when she has a mythical gaze and hair made of snakes
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    I can’t even go into detail on what it does to me when she has a mythical gaze and hair made of snakes

    Got me feeling stone cold and hardened
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    Doesn't end his sentences with a preposition.

    Eh, I disagree with

    what are u talking about for

    This is the sort of thing up with which I will not put.
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Redheads. Blondes and Brunettes too but I have absolutely no composure when it comes to a redhead.
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    The ability to make GOOD fried chicken!
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Redheads. Blondes and Brunettes too but I have absolutely no composure when it comes to a redhead.

    Twins! I like my women not bald too!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I enjoy anyone who makes fart jokes. Potty humor is always a plus, especially when incorrect grammar is used. Of course, all this must be done while wearing a wardrobe consisting of burlap and hemp twine.
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