What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    It's complicated
    Two things I have learned during my tenure at mfp:

    1. never send your face and your boobs in the same photo
    2. it’s not that complicated

    uh oh. My face and boobs are together all over this motherlover

    One of them is my screensaver

    Just the one? I have two boobs ya know.

    Stop playin :)

    The other one is on my phone's homescreen

    I must be wearing a helluva bustier for that kind of lift and separation

    It's all done digitally now, even magazines and everything
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    It's complicated
    Two things I have learned during my tenure at mfp:

    1. never send your face and your boobs in the same photo
    2. it’s not that complicated

    uh oh. My face and boobs are together all over this motherlover

    One of them is my screensaver

    Just the one? I have two boobs ya know.

    Stop playin :)

    The other one is on my phone's homescreen

    I must be wearing a helluva bustier for that kind of lift and separation

    It's all done digitally now, even magazines and everything

    Ha!
  • BachataDancer
    BachataDancer Posts: 77 Member
    Biceps. I like to nibble them
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Bachataera wrote: »
    Biceps. I like to nibble them

    Any preference on flavor or size? Asking for a friend..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    When shes not affraid to get messy when eating bbq ribs ...🙌😍
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    neilwij wrote: »
    When shes not affraid to get messy when eating bbq ribs ...🙌😍

    Pick me.. 👋 you buy the ribs and I'll get messy :p
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    neilwij wrote: »
    When shes not affraid to get messy when eating bbq ribs ...🙌😍

    Pick me.. 👋 you buy the ribs and I'll get messy :p

    Deal 😁
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Looking Clean, Smells Good, & Well Dressed 😍
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
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    Looking Clean, Smells Good, & Well Dressed 😍

    I'm looking(reading posts).. smells and dressed.. partial credit? 😂
  • melissawill2017
    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Eyes!!!! Nothing more attractive than eyes that pierce right through you!!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Eyes!!!! Nothing more attractive than eyes that pierce right through you!!

    Woot.. have 4!! Or at least what ppl calls me..

    🤓
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    When they're prepared to fix anything with WD40 and duct tape.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    When they're prepared to fix anything with WD40 and duct tape.

    You forgot paperclip.. *Macgyver voice*
  • keplinger94
    keplinger94 Posts: 220 Member
    A southern accent 🤤🤤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Eyes!!!! Nothing more attractive than eyes that pierce right through you!!

    Woot.. have 5!! Or at least what ppl calls me..

    🤓

    Fify

  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    For me, its a southern bell accent. Some southern accents are too trashy for my taste.
  • keplinger94
    keplinger94 Posts: 220 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    For me, its a southern bell accent. Some southern accents are too trashy for my taste.

    True...that’s what I meant
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Macgyver with alien eyes
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    For me, its a southern bell accent. Some southern accents are too trashy for my taste.

    fie, fie upon you sir! The trashy southern accent is mah favoritest.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Eyes!!!! Nothing more attractive than eyes that pierce right through you!!

    Woot.. have 5!! Or at least what ppl calls me..

    🤓

    Fify
    🤫


  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member

    i35dv0uah9om.jpeg

    Looking Clean, Smells Good, & Well Dressed 😍

    What about skinny jeans?

    Yup 😍 even better 😂

  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    i35dv0uah9om.jpeg

    Looking Clean, Smells Good, & Well Dressed 😍

    I'm looking(reading posts).. smells and dressed.. partial credit? 😂

    Your hilarious 😂
  • melissawill2017
    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    Southern girl here with a southern sophisticated accent 😉!!
  • keplinger94
    keplinger94 Posts: 220 Member
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    Southern girl here with a southern sophisticated accent 😉!!

    I grew up in Sugar Hill and went to Cumming all the time! I’m sure you do have a southern accent lol
  • melissawill2017
    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    Southern girl here with a southern sophisticated accent 😉!!

    I grew up in Sugar Hill and went to Cumming all the time! I’m sure you do have a southern accent lol

    Wow- that’s crazy; Sugar Hill?! Thats cool! I’m originally from Ellijay, so that’s where I get most of my southern accent from. A lot of city people live in Cumming now so you don’t always hear it here!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A sweet accent and not a creeper :D
  • keplinger94
    keplinger94 Posts: 220 Member
    A southern accent 🤤🤤

    Southern girl here with a southern sophisticated accent 😉!!

    I grew up in Sugar Hill and went to Cumming all the time! I’m sure you do have a southern accent lol

    Wow- that’s crazy; Sugar Hill?! Thats cool! I’m originally from Ellijay, so that’s where I get most of my southern accent from. A lot of city people live in Cumming now so you don’t always hear it here!

    My grandmother had a cabin on a lake up in Ellijay! I agree, it’s too city
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    When he sends me a pic of a huge pot of chicken parm he’s making on an almost spotless stovetop

    I don’t even like chicken parm but cmon.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    When he sends me a pic of a huge pot of chicken parm he’s making on an almost spotless stovetop

    I don’t even like chicken parm but cmon.

    ...I can't compete with that :(
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    When he sends me a pic of a huge pot of chicken parm he’s making on an almost spotless stovetop

    I don’t even like chicken parm but cmon.

    ...I can't compete with that :(

    Me either. I can’t resist a man who makes me feel inadequate about my cooking 😍
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