What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

s131951

George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

Salad bar on the streets, hotdog cart in the sheets

boiled hotdogs are gross

no wet hotdogs

s131951

Melancholy shimmering, serpentine sleekness was always my weakness, like a simple tune, but no dilettante filigree fancy

George_of_the_Jungle

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

Salad bar on the streets, hotdog cart in the sheets

boiled hotdogs are gross

no wet hotdogs

that's a ween-er dog, it's different. Cute though.

s131951

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

When he doesn't ignore my waving when I catch him sat outside my house, watching

That is a beautiful moment.

your_future_ex_wife

George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

Salad bar on the streets, hotdog cart in the sheets

boiled hotdogs are gross

Dirt water dogs are awesome

MrAcavano

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

MrAcavano wrote: »

Waffle House in the streets, also Waffle House in the sheets.

Waffle house is nasty.


Oh. Ohhhhhh....

Yep. Lol.

jjpptt2

never mind.

Like most posts here, I don't get the jokes.

mojavemtbr

I like big butts and I cannot lie !

nooshi713

mojavemtbr wrote: »

I like big butts and I cannot lie !

👍

Reckoner68

Sharpened lollipops

iMago

if she knows how to be basic and unique at the same time

s131951

When she's talks so hip that it twists my melon, man.

JJ3UK

Sense of humour

s131951

Glasses.

I can also work around heart-like growths attached to the lips. Full heart, aorta, ventricle, atrium. . . i'm pretty flexible

Tinydancer106

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

Mfp on the streets, tinder in the sheets

Did I do that right? No? Okay....

You do everything right bella😍🔥🤘

Tinydancer106

_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »

Friend on the streets, Your dad in the sheets

Bwahahahaha.....😳

kam26001

A Life Coach wearing a silk kimono to the grocery store.

_sw33tp3a_11

Tinydancer106 wrote: »

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

Mfp on the streets, tinder in the sheets

Did I do that right? No? Okay....

You do everything right bella😍🔥🤘

Some people might beg to differ 🤨

Motorsheen

kam26001 wrote: »

A Life Coach wearing a silk kimono to the grocery store.

that puts the frozen food aisle in a new light .

Tinydancer106

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

Tinydancer106 wrote: »

r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »

Mfp on the streets, tinder in the sheets

Did I do that right? No? Okay....

You do everything right bella😍🔥🤘

Some people might beg to differ 🤨

They would be wrong😉😘💗

_Miss_chievous_

Back rubs

George_of_the_Jungle

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

iMago wrote: »

if she knows how to be basic and unique at the same time

like split personalities or..?

Those are awesome. Like a different chick every night, only not.

Reckoner68

George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

iMago wrote: »

if she knows how to be basic and unique at the same time

like split personalities or..?

Those are awesome. Like a different chick every night, only not.

“Like a mama bird, I got a lotta chicks”—Flynt Flossy

monzon322

Kindness, long hair in a high ponytail, dress, high heels and I'm done for!

Deadman_Diggingup

Bridge_marie wrote: »

Him

your_future_ex_wife

If he’s safe and scary all at once.

Deadman_Diggingup

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

If he’s safe and scary all at once.

It’s scary how safe I am.

_Miss_chievous_

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

If he’s safe and scary all at once.

That's what safe words are for 😜

Reckoner68

_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

If he’s safe and scary all at once.

That's what safe words are for 😜

My safe word is a secret!

your_future_ex_wife

_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

If he’s safe and scary all at once.

That's what safe words are for 😜

Can we all just agree on the color system please😁😊🤣