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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Posts: 812 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »

    I boink in my butt

    3/5 correct.
  • Posts: 2,465 Member
    hawkeye45_ wrote: »

    3/5 correct.

    I’m good with 60%
  • Posts: 6,286 Member
    edited October 2020
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    After months of playing in the Acronym Game thread and a lifetime living in a salacious city, I was made for this. 🤷🏿‍♀️
    CacoEther wrote: »
    I boink in my butt

    Gleefully, I stand corrected. 😍
  • Posts: 83 Member
    Humor, sure you could be a gorgeous man, but if you're not funny I don't want it!!!
  • Posts: 20,508 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »

    I boink in my butt

    @CacoEther

    ** Checking West Dakota flight itineraries. **
  • Posts: 812 Member

    tsaqg1pkqfdd.gif

    We got a winner.
  • Posts: 1,090 Member
    A threatening aura.
  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    Dark facial hair 😍

    Feverishly rummaging through the bathroom looking for a box of Just for Men.
  • Posts: 994 Member
    Dark facial hair 😍

    YES! If they have dark facial hair and blue or green eyes, lay me down! :p
  • Posts: 201 Member
    Definitely eyes and lips. I adore kissing so it figures.
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    When she talks just like me but with that valley girl Canadian accent thing going on... 🥰
  • Posts: 20,508 Member
    When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom

    I read somewhere that black electrical tape does a pretty good job of covering up the pesky, flashing red light.
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited October 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    I read somewhere that black electrical tape does a pretty good job of covering up the pesky, flashing red light.

    Their product sales would sky rocket if they just remove those red/green lights. I will write them a suggestion.
  • Posts: 1,592 Member
    When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom

    When he puts a camera in the bedroom
  • Posts: 575 Member
    @brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills
  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited October 2020
    steph6556 wrote: »
    @brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills

    @steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...

    Brustmannzwei response to RFP
    MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel


    The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
    Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.

    Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.

    The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
    Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.

    Past Performance:
    MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.

    He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.

    The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
    Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.
  • Posts: 1,000 Member
    When she punches me in the dreams
  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    When she punches me in the dreams

    Like Bridget the midget using your “dreams” as a speed bag?

    Calling the ol’ twig and berries a dream is a new one for me.

    *Note to self, add to extensive vocabulary.
  • Posts: 575 Member
    @brustmannzwei,

    “ He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib“😂🤣
    I haven’t had a laugh like that in a long time!! Technical or dirty I will appreciate everything you come up with. You gots talent
  • Posts: 6,286 Member

    @steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...

    Brustmannzwei response to RFP
    MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel


    The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
    Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.

    Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.

    The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
    Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.

    Past Performance:
    MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.

    He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.

    The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
    Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.

    MFP user 1009097687 (or whatever mine is) also appreciates "waffle stomp" and will now use the advanced search features to ensure she's read this story.

    Hope you win the RFP 🤞🏿
  • Posts: 1,000 Member
    Eyes
  • Posts: 648 Member
    Eyes

    how did i forget this?
  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »

    MFP user 1009097687 (or whatever mine is) also appreciates "waffle stomp" and will now use the advanced search features to ensure she's read this story.

    Hope you win the RFP 🤞🏿

    Y’all are too kind. User 255335 is probably real, and not PFM, but I have no idea who it may be.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mysterious and intriguing
  • Posts: 20,508 Member
    Mysterious and intriguing

    ..... would you settle for obvious & predictable ??
  • Posts: 15,688 Member
    stubble.......😉😜
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