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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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hawkeye45_ wrote: »
Figure out this code: IBIMB
I boink in my butt6 -
I boink in my butt
3/5 correct.1 -
hawkeye45_ wrote: »
3/5 correct.
I’m good with 60%3 -
Humor, sure you could be a gorgeous man, but if you're not funny I don't want it!!!3
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
We got a winner.0 -
A threatening aura.3
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »Dark facial hair 😍
Feverishly rummaging through the bathroom looking for a box of Just for Men.0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »Dark facial hair 😍
YES! If they have dark facial hair and blue or green eyes, lay me down!
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Definitely eyes and lips. I adore kissing so it figures.1
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When she talks just like me but with that valley girl Canadian accent thing going on... 🥰3
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When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom5
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happimess01 wrote: »When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom
I read somewhere that black electrical tape does a pretty good job of covering up the pesky, flashing red light.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »
I read somewhere that black electrical tape does a pretty good job of covering up the pesky, flashing red light.
Their product sales would sky rocket if they just remove those red/green lights. I will write them a suggestion.2 -
happimess01 wrote: »When she is blind without her glasses and can't spot the camera in the bedroom
When he puts a camera in the bedroom4 -
@brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills4
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@brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills
@steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...
Brustmannzwei response to RFP
MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel
The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.
Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.
The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.
Past Performance:
MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.
He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.
The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.4 -
@steph6556 He's a good wordsmith. Words are powerful. He's got them eating out of his hand, running after his car and licking his tires. It's all fun. Really.
What will Brustmannzwei say today.
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When she punches me in the dreams3
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »When she punches me in the dreams
Like Bridget the midget using your “dreams” as a speed bag?
Calling the ol’ twig and berries a dream is a new one for me.
*Note to self, add to extensive vocabulary.3 -
@brustmannzwei,
“ He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib“😂🤣
I haven’t had a laugh like that in a long time!! Technical or dirty I will appreciate everything you come up with. You gots talent
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brustmannzwei wrote: »
@steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...
Brustmannzwei response to RFP
MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel
The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.
Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.
The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.
Past Performance:
MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.
He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.
The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.
MFP user 1009097687 (or whatever mine is) also appreciates "waffle stomp" and will now use the advanced search features to ensure she's read this story.
Hope you win the RFP 🤞🏿2 -
Eyes2
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Eyes
how did i forget this?1 -
MFP user 1009097687 (or whatever mine is) also appreciates "waffle stomp" and will now use the advanced search features to ensure she's read this story.
Hope you win the RFP 🤞🏿
Y’all are too kind. User 255335 is probably real, and not PFM, but I have no idea who it may be.0 -
Mysterious and intriguing2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mysterious and intriguing
..... would you settle for obvious & predictable ??3 -
stubble.......😉😜1
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