What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    gillylucky13 wrote: »
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    Apparently I am a rarity now. Wonder what I could get for myself on ebay...

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    gillylucky13 wrote: »
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    Apparently I am a rarity now. Wonder what I could get for myself on ebay...

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    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
  • SteroidalLolita
    SteroidalLolita Posts: 122 Member
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    Big hands, strong arms, blue eyes. Ugh.
    I'm pretty much just a huge sucker for my husband. :D
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    I enjoy someone who isn’t afraid to get weird in a wall mart
  • mike_rom
    mike_rom Posts: 680 Member
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    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I enjoy someone who isn’t afraid to get weird in a wall mart

    HAHA! This totally made me laugh

    Sometimes you just need to get weird in a Burger King bathroom *shoulder shrug* :laugh:

    ....kidding of course
  • mscanadianbakin
    mscanadianbakin Posts: 138 Member
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    A pulse
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    gillylucky13 wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    2FitFor40 wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Men who aren't clingy 😍

    Good deal. That's a good thing. It's a good thing right? Hold me and tell me it's a good thing. Ok thank you. Wait, what? Don't let go yet. Please don't let go. Tell me it's going to be ok. Please tell be everything will be ok!!! Don't go! Don't leave me!

    With that body & humor, anyone would overlook that needy flaw ;)

    Humor over clingyness? Fantastic! ...noted

    You noted wrong. You forgot the body part 🙃😜
  • mike_rom
    mike_rom Posts: 680 Member
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    mscanadianbakin wrote: »
    A pulse

    HAHAHA that's awesome
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
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    mscanadianbakin wrote: »
    A pulse

    But darling, there is more money to be had once it’s gone. 😘
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Oh wait this thread is about what we find ATTRACTIVE??
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    You all heard her! Do not blame me! She asked for puns. This is not an excuse to tell puns....

    My girlfriend has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
    It’s an extremely rare dish order.

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    Me: "I Excel at it."
    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    Me: "Word"

    Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
    I paid my $2 and he said...
    Once upon a time there was this lobster...

    Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams' movie is Mrs. Fire.

    I love telling dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.

    The first photograph of a black hole was released.
    It sucks.

    What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet?
    R, I, and the seven c’s.

    Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

    My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
    I said, “Wait! I can change!”

    Nothing tops a plain pizza.
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    You all heard her! Do not blame me! She asked for puns. This is not an excuse to tell puns....

    My girlfriend has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
    It’s an extremely rare dish order.

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    Me: "I Excel at it."
    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    Me: "Word"

    Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
    I paid my $2 and he said...
    Once upon a time there was this lobster...

    Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams' movie is Mrs. Fire.

    I love telling dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.

    The first photograph of a black hole was released.
    It sucks.

    What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet?
    R, I, and the seven c’s.

    Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

    My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
    I said, “Wait! I can change!”

    Nothing tops a plain pizza.

    she's married. I am saving all my good puns and witty remarks.

    Also, I'm stealing a few of these.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    You all heard her! Do not blame me! She asked for puns. This is not an excuse to tell puns....

    My girlfriend has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
    It’s an extremely rare dish order.

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    Me: "I Excel at it."
    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    Me: "Word"

    Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
    I paid my $2 and he said...
    Once upon a time there was this lobster...

    Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams' movie is Mrs. Fire.

    I love telling dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.

    The first photograph of a black hole was released.
    It sucks.

    What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet?
    R, I, and the seven c’s.

    Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

    My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
    I said, “Wait! I can change!”

    Nothing tops a plain pizza.

    she's married. I am saving all my good puns and witty remarks.

    Also, I'm stealing a few of these.

    Married or married but roommates?
  • poisonesse
    poisonesse Posts: 529 Member
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    Um... the opposite gender? :blush:
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    I like a man who isn’t afraid to admit that’s hes a little sexually attracted to old James Bond.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    Words of Affirmation.

    Intelligence.

    Dreadlocks.
  • _impressive_
    _impressive_ Posts: 155 Member
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    Waffle cones
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    _impressive_ wrote: »
    Waffle cones

    If you dont have a waffle cone dont come a knockin.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Men with daddy issues.
  • fesimo34197
    fesimo34197 Posts: 94 Member
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    Good sense of humour and strong arms
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