What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -

    *takes notes*
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    edited September 2022
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -

    I had no idea you were capable of such malicious thoughts. Should I be proud? Disappointed?

    I'll get back to you...
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -

    I really didn’t know you had it in you
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -

    I really didn’t know you had it in you

    😈
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -

    I had no idea you were capable of such malicious thoughts. Should I be proud? Disappointed?

    I'll get back to you...

    You’re proud - 😏
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When I’m grumpy so she poisons me

    omg i was going to FAUX poison you or at least it was not going to be very much poison

    If she cares at all she’s just put a little crushed glass in each of your Meals until you slowly bleed to death from the inside -

    I had no idea you were capable of such malicious thoughts. Should I be proud? Disappointed?

    I'll get back to you...

    You’re proud - 😏

    You're right 😊
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When she is really good at her occupation 🥵
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,700 Member
    When he hand delivers 😏
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Humor is #1 for me. He has to make me laugh and laugh at my stupid jokes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    When she is really good at her occupation 🥵

    The oldest profession in the world? 😳🤭🤣
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    When he can drop it low
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    someone who will go on a tech free retreat where we are isolated from the outside world like its the 1990s

    And you should have to memorize each other’s phone numbers
  • Waterbabe2022
    Waterbabe2022 Posts: 19 Member
    The size of his w…allet! 😏
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited September 2022
    Waterbabe2022 wrote: »
    The size of his w…allet! 😏

    What you going to do with a wallet? That ain't going to make your legs shake 😝
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    someone who will go on a tech free retreat where we are isolated from the outside world like its the 1990s

    And you should have to memorize each other’s phone numbers

    thats unpossible, our brains are too saturated with media too memorize more than three numbers for a few seconds
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    someone who will go on a tech free retreat where we are isolated from the outside world like its the 1990s

    And you should have to memorize each other’s phone numbers

    thats unpossible, our brains are too saturated with media too memorize more than three numbers for a few seconds

    I mean if you’re going to act like it’s the 90’s let’s show some commitment- don’t sell yourselves short !!
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    Competent, self assured without being a narcissist, pays attention to only me (eyeball pretty girls when I’m not around) when he’s with me, can drive without even slight road rage,
    when we can have fun doing nothing but hanging out at home being together or going out.

  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,700 Member
    When he loves to eat my desserts 😏
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    When he loves to eat my desserts 😏

    Banana pudding in. Jar - yeah I see you 👀😏
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    when he can make a feral cat a lap cat
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    when he can make a feral cat a lap cat

    Not a he but I have a substantial proven track record in this
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    when he can make a feral cat a lap cat

    Not a he but I have a substantial proven track record in this

    well hello there <3
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    when he can make a feral cat a lap cat

    Not a he but I have a substantial proven track record in this

    well hello there <3

    Hello! ❤️

    Some of my sweetest cats had some kind of traumatic life on the street. They’re such great animals if you’re patient and listen to what they’re saying.
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,700 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    When he loves to eat my desserts 😏

    Banana pudding in. Jar - yeah I see you 👀😏

    You should see my cheesecakes 😏
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Men in compression shorts
  • Merrysailor
    Merrysailor Posts: 127 Member
    edited September 2022
    When he knows how to use his weapon
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    best cookies at the holiday swap
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Men in compression shorts

    Butt why?!
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