What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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ermengarde22 wrote: »
do u fold the towels in thirds or do u do it wrong
Once in half, then in thirds. Big towels.1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »
do u fold the towels in thirds or do u do it wrong
If you don't roll your towels then you're all doing it wrong
We can never be together if you're this wrong1 -
Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise2 -
When he treats my kids like his own without hesitation. 🥰 how lucky am I to have found that person.
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »When he treats my kids like his own without hesitation. 🥰 how lucky am I to have found that person.
This is such a big deal, that's really great
It is ❤
I love a good daddy 😏😆3 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »When he treats my kids like his own without hesitation. 🥰 how lucky am I to have found that person.
Very lucky.. he's a keeper 💜1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
Back off, she's mine.1 -
When he knows when to stop pushing my buttons1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »When he knows when to stop pushing my buttons
Depends on which buttons? 🙊0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »When he knows when to stop pushing my buttons
beeeeeep1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
Back off, she's mine.
You should sell tickets
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
Back off, she's mine.
You should sell tickets
Nobody could afford them, she's a gem. I'm keeping her.1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »When he treats my kids like his own without hesitation. 🥰 how lucky am I to have found that person.
This is such a big deal, that's really great
It is ❤
I love a good daddy 😏😆
Who doesn't??CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
You're just mad I'm so annoying yet so charming
I'm only mad that you roll your towels like a freak and aren't here to show me why and be wrong in person1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
Back off, she's mine.
You should sell tickets
Nobody could afford them, she's a gem. I'm keeping her.
I'd stay willingly
Although I'm not opposed to making some money 😉
😂
I'm not opposed to making money either. Wanna start a only pans?1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Fair, kind, bound to insomnia
Lovely, buttery, flakey as eczema
Unwilling, unbending muffin
Faint was she in the face of the
Fold, wretched fold
Intimacy endangered, muffin rose
Triggered, she wrinkled her jilted nose
Here she would not bend, unwilling muffin
Open to meatloaf, closed to compromise
Mon dieu, Monsieur de Bergerac, be still my heart
Kind of got turned on by your French words👿😂
Seconded.
Now I'm torn.
Back off, she's mine.
You should sell tickets
Nobody could afford them, she's a gem. I'm keeping her.
I'd stay willingly
Although I'm not opposed to making some money 😉
😂
I'm not opposed to making money either. Wanna start a only pans?
Between the two of us and our differing assets, we could make bank, so absolutely I do 😂
I agree 😏I'm ready when you are 🤣🤣🤣
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When she calls me beautiful wet or dry. 🥰1
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When she flashes at me.
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Ok seaman.0 -
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Wears a purple bow for me 😍0
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Mindful
Attentive
Goofy
Independent
Caring
Will bring me snacks
Adventurous
Neat
Dedicated
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Mindful
Attentive
Goofy
Independent
Caring
Will bring me snacks
Adventurous
Neat
Dedicated
Not intimidated by this list, the more the merrier
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When he can *kitten* for hours 😏🤷♀️4
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> Able to trade banter as well as be sweet
> Appreciates dad jokes
> Can deal with me being an actual dad
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