What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want someone who will train with me to do that thing where the woman flings herself upside down and the man stands there and catches her. I’m not explaining this right. If somebody knows what I’m talking about and knows how to use words…

    Flings upside down from where? From standing position?
    Yes the woman puts her hand around the man’s neck and swings herself upside down somehow and he catches her so that his face is in an interesting place. It looks hilarious and fun but I don’t know anyone in real life who could do it or would be willing to try

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want someone who will train with me to do that thing where the woman flings herself upside down and the man stands there and catches her. I’m not explaining this right. If somebody knows what I’m talking about and knows how to use words…

    Flings upside down from where? From standing position?
    Yes the woman puts her hand around the man’s neck and swings herself upside down somehow and he catches her so that his face is in an interesting place. It looks hilarious and fun but I don’t know anyone in real life who could do it or would be willing to try

    I feel like I know what you're talking about.

    I'm willing to try! But I am a weakling so be forewarned that I may drop you :p

    Perfect! I have a hard head

  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    When she tosses the toaster into the tub when I'm taking a bath
  • Butt_Snorkeler
    Butt_Snorkeler Posts: 167 Member
    When they are the aggressive ones and greet me and sniff my butt first
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he is and inventive and willing to try new things
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Just someone who will eat some really good casual food with me in the car with my foot out the window.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited October 2022
    tigrig wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want someone who will train with me to do that thing where the woman flings herself upside down and the man stands there and catches her. I’m not explaining this right. If somebody knows what I’m talking about and knows how to use words…

    Like what they do in cheer competitions?
    Sorry I didn’t see this earlier. I am not very familiar with cheer competitions but I think this would be too risque or intimate for that

  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member

    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    tigrig wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    I want someone who will train with me to do that thing where the woman flings herself upside down and the man stands there and catches her. I’m not explaining this right. If somebody knows what I’m talking about and knows how to use words…

    Like what they do in cheer competitions?
    Sorry I didn’t see this earlier. I am not very familiar with cheer competitions but I think this would be too risque or intimate for that

    Yeah I got that feeling after your second description, but then my mind went to a wrestling move called a power bomb 😂
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member
    When I'm smacking the pillows to flatten em out while making the bed and she gives me this look 😏
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,176 Member
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    When she tosses the toaster into the tub when I'm taking a bath

    You forgot to mention she knows to have an extension and to not have it plugged into a gfci outlet - cause she loves you
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Someone who sits super still with sunflower seeds all over their lap waiting for a chipmunk
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited October 2022
    if her last google search was "how to be loyal after years of being on mfp" 😍
  • Butt_Snorkeler
    Butt_Snorkeler Posts: 167 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    if her last google search was "how to be loyal after years of being on mfp" 😍


    If she has to google that, she aint the one
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    if her last google search was "how to be loyal after years of being on mfp" 😍


    If she has to google that, she aint the one

    the struggle is real, trust me
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches

    Also you should know that since you have come back to MFP I have had all kinds of interesting decorative *macramé* show up on various platforms and I don’t know how the World Wide Web knows that you and I interact but you are my only connection to that particular art form as far as I know so it’s gotta be you I think. I’m not mad😂
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    knows the difference between a prusik head and two half hitches

    Also you should know that since you have come back to MFP I have had all kinds of interesting decorative *macramé* show up on various platforms and I don’t know how the World Wide Web knows that you and I interact but you are my only connection to that particular art form as far as I know so it’s gotta be you I think. I’m not mad😂

    it’s a beautiful art form like you can even make pretty things with zip ties
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member
    If she still flirts with me after we've been together for a while

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    would still love me if I were a worm
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he still finds my faults endearing.. 😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    the motion of the ocean
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,176 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    the motion of the ocean
    Even if I’m rocking a 6ft kayak ?🤔
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    the motion of the ocean
    Even if I’m rocking a 6ft kayak ?🤔

    Rough seas ahead
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,176 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    the motion of the ocean
    Even if I’m rocking a 6ft kayak ?🤔

    Rough seas ahead

    I can navigate like a mofo
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    the motion of the ocean

    And when the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers to get off.
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    edited October 2022
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    Superficial: A nose stud, not fond of the big hoopy nose rings, but an elegant little stud can be very classy and attractive.

    Not superficial: Quirky interests.

    What if she has a nose stud but has been recently wearing a ring to spice things up?!

    I mean, I don't dislike a little ring - but I'm especially fond of a stud. Both can be sexy.

    Edit: I seriously need to consider rewording every part of this 🤔
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,176 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    the motion of the ocean

    And when the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers to get off.

    That’s just good nautical manners I. Which any skipper should oblige
  • _Dan1985
    _Dan1985 Posts: 310 Member
    edited October 2022
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    _Dan1985 wrote: »
    Superficial: A nose stud, not fond of the big hoopy nose rings, but an elegant little stud can be very classy and attractive.

    Not superficial: Quirky interests.

    What if she has a nose stud but has been recently wearing a ring to spice things up?!

    I mean, I don't dislike a little ring - but I'm especially fond of a stud. Both can be sexy.

    Edit: I seriously need to consider rewording every part of this 🤔

    I just like to see how many times I can make you squirm over your word choices 😂

    Eta: I am currently wearing a nose ring though, which I haven't in about ten years.

    By 'considering rewording every part of this' - I meant the part about:

    "I'm fond of a sexy stud" 👀

    ...but when I said about 'big, hoopy nose rings' I meant like:
    oO7SjHD.png

  • CFL4L
    CFL4L Posts: 91 Member
    Music suggestions that secretly tell me how they feel about me 😏

    5in inseam shorts that show off their legs 😉

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