What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead
  • Fight_Lift_Repeat
    Fight_Lift_Repeat Posts: 434 Member
    Eyes and curves. I def love eye color…oh and curves. 🤷🏻‍♂️
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    depth of character, directness in communication, excellence in work, clean-shaven, willingness to learn & try new things, and decent boudoir skillset
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    depth of character, directness in communication, excellence in work, clean-shaven, willingness to learn & try new things, and decent boudoir skillset

    Anything else?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    depth of character, directness in communication, excellence in work, clean-shaven, willingness to learn & try new things, and decent boudoir skillset

    Anything else?

    A fat noodle
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    depth of character, directness in communication, excellence in work, clean-shaven, willingness to learn & try new things, and decent boudoir skillset

    Anything else?

    A fat noodle

    Oh so an anorexic noodle isn't good enough for you huh? Noodle shamer! ☺️
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    depth of character, directness in communication, excellence in work, clean-shaven, willingness to learn & try new things, and decent boudoir skillset

    Anything else?

    A fat noodle

    Oh so an anorexic noodle isn't good enough for you huh? Noodle shamer! ☺️
    No vermicelli for me thank you
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    A proverbs 31 man
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    When she uses big words
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    You 2 need a room. A large room, with a waterbed, mirrored ceilings and loud music.

  • Foster68port
    Foster68port Posts: 324 Member
    Simply someone that makes me happy
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead

    Depends what the something is 🤔

    I'll take front row seats to a private pole session.

    Or

    You can mail me some cottage pie
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    Shows affection in public
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Weird girls
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    edited April 2023
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead

    Depends what the something is 🤔

    I'll take front row seats to a private pole session.

    Or

    You can mail me some cottage pie

    I'll bring the cottage pie with me

    Great, the news article about my death is gonna read "English woman travels from England to New York City wearing an adult diaper for non stop flight in order to get to lovers residence as soon as possible in order to kill him. She was also carrying a cottage pie."
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead

    Depends what the something is 🤔

    I'll take front row seats to a private pole session.

    Or

    You can mail me some cottage pie

    I'll bring the cottage pie with me

    Great, the news article about my death is gonna read "English woman travels from England to New York City wearing an adult diaper for non stop flight in order to get to lovers residence as soon as possible in order to kill him. She was also carrying a cottage pie."

    This news article would be incorrect
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead

    Depends what the something is 🤔

    I'll take front row seats to a private pole session.

    Or

    You can mail me some cottage pie

    I'll bring the cottage pie with me

    Great, the news article about my death is gonna read "English woman travels from England to New York City wearing an adult diaper for non stop flight in order to get to lovers residence as soon as possible in order to kill him. She was also carrying a cottage pie."

    This news article would be incorrect

    Which detail would be incorrect
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead

    Depends what the something is 🤔

    I'll take front row seats to a private pole session.

    Or

    You can mail me some cottage pie

    I'll bring the cottage pie with me

    Great, the news article about my death is gonna read "English woman travels from England to New York City wearing an adult diaper for non stop flight in order to get to lovers residence as soon as possible in order to kill him. She was also carrying a cottage pie."

    This news article would be incorrect
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Steal your t-shirt

    Steal your bra and your icecram.

    Edit** Nevermind I don't want the bra

    I'll fight you for MY ice cream 😤

    Fine, I don't want to anger the pole vixen 🤔. I'll take something instead

    Depends what the something is 🤔

    I'll take front row seats to a private pole session.

    Or

    You can mail me some cottage pie

    I'll bring the cottage pie with me

    Great, the news article about my death is gonna read "English woman travels from England to New York City wearing an adult diaper for non stop flight in order to get to lovers residence as soon as possible in order to kill him. She was also carrying a cottage pie."

    This news article would be incorrect



    Which detail would be incorrect

    She’s secretly from Ohio
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    edited April 2023
    Ok, so let me make corrections. Hmm minus this .... plus that ........I got it!!



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    I'm gonna DIE


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    Look at how scared my spirit is of her

  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    edited April 2023
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    When she's cares about the environment


  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Short, sparse eyelashes that I know are clean
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    An arrow to the knee
  • KatLin5629
    KatLin5629 Posts: 16 Member
    Eyes, always. And for whatever reason, forearms. I will also gladly take butt slaps, neck nuzzling, and hair stroking, lol. Toss in an excellent ability and willingness to communicate and I am so in!
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    If she's got some awesome ninja skills 🥷🥷
  • mitzbitzz
    mitzbitzz Posts: 34 Member
    edited April 2023
    When he calls me his goob 😜
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    If he’s potty trained 💦 🚽
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Short, sparse eyelashes that I know are clean

    *throws away my cumbrellas* 😫

    🤢 🤣
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    mitzbitzz wrote: »
    When he calls me his goob 😜

    I just call it like I see it 😏🤪

    When she wears 4 inch heels so she can kiss me easier
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    edited April 2023
    Writing my name on a light pole 🥰

    Wait..... what's a light pole?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Weird girls

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Weird girls

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    Juggle for me, sweetheart
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