What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....

    Even with the whole floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee thing?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    MaltedTea wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

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    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

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    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.

    Ok Nevermind then 😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    MaltedTea wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Unicorns 🥰

    zzmfzp8dk9e7.jpg

    Interesting, cuz I thought he meant this kind of unicorn...

    2nzt1zk16tbb.gif

    wish I got this reference 🤔

    I giphy'ed "unicorn" and "throuple" which gave me these three.

    But, tea: the screengrab is from TLC's 90 Day Fiance, no open relationship was involved and the guy (Michael) admits to being an emotional cheater.

    Oh, and the ex now has cancer.

    Oy. It was much simpler when we just assumed one of them was a 'unicorn.' Thanks for the fake (titillating) news, Giphy.

    wow! just wow
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    This cant be right. I
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    Only one thing i definitively miss.....

    Even with the whole floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee thing?

    Even Ali was rusty after years of inactivity....
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    When he works a steady job, pays the bills, maintains his vehicle, takes care of his tools, calls his mother, exercises regularly, eats healthfully, reads books, is nice to animals, has some creative pursuits, returns his library books, is nice to his family.

    sure you aren't forgetting anything?

    and *kittens* well

    just not a cat guy

    Maybe you haven’t met the right one yet

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    If he pretends to be the boss but knows I am really :D
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    When he makes his own chicken
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    when they let it slide when I repeat a joke
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2020
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    iMago wrote: »
    damaged

    In like a daddy issues kind of way -- or like-- a "might bite your *kitten* off while you're sleeping cause shes feeling snackish... and hates her dad" kind of way?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    If she likes radiohead...
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    damaged

    In like a daddy issues kind of way -- or like-- a "might bite your *kitten* off while you're sleeping cause shes feeling snackish... and hates her dad" kind of way?

    yes
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2020
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    iMago wrote: »
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    damaged

    In like a daddy issues kind of way -- or like-- a "might bite your *kitten* off while you're sleeping cause shes feeling snackish... and hates her dad" kind of way?

    yes

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  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When he makes his own chicken

    when she puts her lipstick on with a knife as a mirror! :D
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    MiNinaLisa wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When he makes his own chicken

    when she puts her lipstick on with a knife as a mirror! :D

    🤣 C'mere you 😘
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    damaged

    In like a daddy issues kind of way -- or like-- a "might bite your *kitten* off while you're sleeping cause shes feeling snackish... and hates her dad" kind of way?

    yes

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  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Full moons

    I’m listening

    we're waiting on a poem about this please..........
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