Bulking FWPs (First World Problems)
elfman5150
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Ok, we all know that with bulking comes great responsibility, and significant FWPs. For the most part mine have been with clothing not fitting anymore, particularly shirts. However, tonight I experienced a food crisis which I cannot tolerate, and the consequences will be significant, yet justice will prevail. Please, can anyone tell me what is wrong with this picture? There is absolutely no excuse for this madness.
And if you don't see a problem with this picture, then you probably aren't bulking properly. That is all.
And if you don't see a problem with this picture, then you probably aren't bulking properly. That is all.
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Have you seen the red velvet ones yet? Container is half the size of the regular ones. Just like your unstuffed doubles.0
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I've been wanting to try the red velvet ones - I read that they taste great! Are they the same price even though they are half the size containers?
And yea, how the heck do you forget to double stuf my doubles?!0 -
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Oh my gosh I remember that commercial!!!!0
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elfman5150 wrote: »I've been wanting to try the red velvet ones - I read that they taste great! Are they the same price even though they are half the size containers?
And yea, how the heck do you forget to double stuf my doubles?!
They were like 3 bucks for 10.7 ounces. I've not yet tried them as I'm calorie challenged today.Opted for 230 grams of panna cotta gelato And a cronut. Red velvet cupcakes were good. Red velvet fudge Grahams not so good.
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elfman5150 wrote: »I've been wanting to try the red velvet ones - I read that they taste great! Are they the same price even though they are half the size containers?
And yea, how the heck do you forget to double stuf my doubles?!
Yeah I noticed they only single stuffed you. That is a crime!0 -
Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
Yeah I noticed they only single stuffed you. That is a crime!
Oh believe me, worse things have happened to me in the junk food world. The worst has to be when I've bought chocolate bars and open them just to find that they melted during the shipping process. It just ends up as a mushy, misinformed mess.
EDIT: The time I got fun dip without the stick. Cruel and unusual punishment.0 -
elfman5150 wrote: »Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
Yeah I noticed they only single stuffed you. That is a crime!
Oh believe me, worse things have happened to me in the junk food world. The worst has to be when I've bought chocolate bars and open them just to find that they melted during the shipping process. It just ends up as a mushy, misinformed mess.
EDIT: The time I got fun dip without the stick. Cruel and unusual punishment.
The fun dip or the lack of the stick?
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Wheelhouse15 wrote: »elfman5150 wrote: »I've been wanting to try the red velvet ones - I read that they taste great! Are they the same price even though they are half the size containers?
And yea, how the heck do you forget to double stuf my doubles?!
Yeah I noticed they only single stuffed you. That is a crime!
single stuffed is a waste of a cookie. I MUST have milk with single stuffed.
I would crumble that up in your ice cream and salvage the day!0 -
Wheelhouse15 wrote: »elfman5150 wrote: »I've been wanting to try the red velvet ones - I read that they taste great! Are they the same price even though they are half the size containers?
And yea, how the heck do you forget to double stuf my doubles?!
Yeah I noticed they only single stuffed you. That is a crime!
single stuffed is a waste of a cookie. I MUST have milk with single stuffed.
I would crumble that up in your ice cream and salvage the day!
That is the post of the day!
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Seriously- why waste a delicious half stuffed sad could be dream cookie when it could be saved into a magnificent dessert of dairy and chocolate in the form of an ice cream cookie crumble!!!
Best bulking thing EVER- was stuffing my ice cream full of crumbled oreos.
That's my go to "food"... tall class of milk- easily 900 calories.
Bulking.
#Iknowzhowitzdone!0 -
Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
The fun dip or the lack of the stick?
does ANYONE actually like the dip?
And oreos+milk will always be one of my favorite snacks. By the way, I just recently discovered that oreos contain NO dairy. How the heck!?
And I like the way you think Jo. I used to take four oreos, stick them in milk overnight, then strain the liquid out and drink the icy cold oreo-infused milk. Oh my f'ing gosh that stuf was the nectar of the gods!0 -
elfman5150 wrote: »
No one I know of. I remember kids in my school used to have them and they would throw the powder at each other after the first few licks. It's just WAY too much sugar.0 -
I think the real question on everyones mind: do I log these as double stuf or single? A metaphysical dilemma at its finest.0
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Sorry I had to wipe the droll off my screen. Holy yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The oreos look pretty good too.0 -
Um, can someone bring back the double stuf'd mint?
And I'd demand a refund...0 -
totally not cool man ....0
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elfman5150 wrote: »I think the real question on everyones mind: do I log these as double stuf or single? A metaphysical dilemma at its finest.
you're bulking- it 2 and call it a double just to be safe 0 -
Just emailed Oreo. Hoping to get a freebee package, but I'm sure they won't even read my message. And I counted them as double stuf. Double the stuf, double them gainzz0
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elfman5150 wrote: »Just emailed Oreo. Hoping to get a freebee package, but I'm sure they won't even read my message. And I counted them as double stuf. Double the stuf, double them gainzz
Hey you never know- it's worth a shot to find out!!!0 -
Sorry to resurrect this thread, but I have an update. I received an email from Oreo earlier today, and here is what they wrote:
"I appreciate the time you took to contact us. We're always pleased to hear from our consumers when they're enjoying our products. However, I was disappointed to hear there wasn't enough filling in your GOLDEN OREO Double Stuf. Because we fell short of that goal, I'm sending you a coupon reimbursement to replace this product, via first class mail which you should receive within 7-10 business days.
This is an unusual occurrence, as we give careful attention to each step of preparation and packaging in our manufacturing process, we have strict quality control procedures at all our facilities.
Our packages are filled by weight, (not volume) and we use special weight checking equipment which will eject all packages that are not of the specified net weight. It is unusual that our equipment did not detect this.
Again, I am very sorry this happened and I'll be certain to share your comments with our Quality Assurance Team.
Your complete satisfaction is important to us. Please be assured we strive to maintain the high quality and standards of our products that you have come to know and expect.
Thank you again for taking the time to share your thoughts."
So it looks like I was able to get my free oreo coupon, but somehow they think that I was complaining about a GOLDEN oreo, which I certainly wasn't. In fact, I've yet to try a golden oreo. So I have no idea what made them think that, but whatever; free cookies are free cookies.
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Maybe they're color blind? :laugh: But Free cookies! The ultimate bulking aid.0
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Score!0
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I just can't quite figure out why the capitalized GOLDEN OREO. It's like they were taunting me, and knew that I wanted the regular double stuf. Hmmm0
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I'm sorry you're missing stuffing in your Oreos. But what I noticed first was that you have 2 random Oreos in one row and then 6 in the other two. My slight case of OCD wants to tell you to please finish a row before u start a new one.
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elfman5150 wrote: »Sorry to resurrect this thread, but I have an update. I received an email from Oreo earlier today, and here is what they wrote:
"I appreciate the time you took to contact us. We're always pleased to hear from our consumers when they're enjoying our products. However, I was disappointed to hear there wasn't enough filling in your GOLDEN OREO Double Stuf. Because we fell short of that goal, I'm sending you a coupon reimbursement to replace this product, via first class mail which you should receive within 7-10 business days.
This is an unusual occurrence, as we give careful attention to each step of preparation and packaging in our manufacturing process, we have strict quality control procedures at all our facilities.
Our packages are filled by weight, (not volume) and we use special weight checking equipment which will eject all packages that are not of the specified net weight. It is unusual that our equipment did not detect this.
Again, I am very sorry this happened and I'll be certain to share your comments with our Quality Assurance Team.
Your complete satisfaction is important to us. Please be assured we strive to maintain the high quality and standards of our products that you have come to know and expect.
Thank you again for taking the time to share your thoughts."
So it looks like I was able to get my free oreo coupon, but somehow they think that I was complaining about a GOLDEN oreo, which I certainly wasn't. In fact, I've yet to try a golden oreo. So I have no idea what made them think that, but whatever; free cookies are free cookies.
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There's actually only 1.86 times as much in double stuff. It's worse than Brian Williams.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/21/us/oreo-high-school-experiment/0 -
jenglish712 wrote: »There's actually only 1.86 times as much in double stuff. It's worse than Brian Williams.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/21/us/oreo-high-school-experiment/
Hahaha I read that the other day - I knew they weren't exactly double. And those triple double stuff? Yea right. There's not triple - there's only 2 times the cream. False advertising. Like the 11inch subway 'footlong'0 -
Sometimes I take two doublestuffs and pull off a cookie each to make a quadruple stuff. Well, maybe a Three and three quarter stuff is closer.0
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I love Oreos! Too much ... which is why they are off my menu atm! 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEN5bT5OLY
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