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Say something funny
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This might be difficult, as the subject matter will be hard to change from the two words given since that's basically what the sentence will revolve around. Let's give it a shot though.
The sunset was so magnificent, I tried to chase it down on my donkey while shouting "hi-ho Taco! AWAY!!!"
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This might be difficult, as the subject matter will be hard to change from the two words given since that's basically what the sentence will revolve around. Let's give it a shot though.
The sunset was so magnificent, I tried to chase it down on my donkey while shouting "hi-ho Taco! AWAY!!!"
You have to give two different words to the next poster
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The sunset was so magnificent, I tried to chase it down on my donkey while shouting "hi-ho Taco! AWAY!!!"
ghosts diarrhea0 -
Seeing a ghost is not ideal when you already have diarrhea.
Snowman psychic0 -
My neighbors thought I was psychic when I put the carrot between the snowmans legs on my lawn.
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mattyc772014 wrote: »My neighbors thought I was psychic when I put the carrot between the snowmans legs on my lawn.
date balls
I tried to impress my date by juggling 5 bowling balls but she said "That's the only time your balls will be juggled tonight."
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mattyc772014 wrote: »My neighbors thought I was psychic when I put the carrot between the snowmans legs on my lawn.
date balls
I tried to impress my date by juggling 5 bowling balls but she said "That's the only time your balls will be juggled tonight."
Party, silk
Lol.
It's not truly a party till the silk sheets come out.
panties crayons
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Yo mama is fat.
*How fat is she*
Yo mama is soooo fat, it take her two trips juz to haul azz.0 -
ErikThaRed wrote: »Something funny
That's what I was going to say... >.<0 -
Don't get your panties in a wad and put the damn crayons away!
squeeze, smooth
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I'm going to squeeze my butt so it gets smooth!
toenail dishes0 -
Has anyone seen my toenail? I lost it while washing dishes after your mom made me breakfast. Rectum cubicle0
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@jaymvita
I was thinking I was going to feel a little winkle with the balloon but then I had to tinkle.
@sofakingstevens
I quickly shoved the stapler up my rectum at my coworkers cubicle before he came around the corner. I love me a red Swingline stapler.
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mattyc772014 wrote: »@jaymvita
I was thinking I was going to feel a little winkle with the balloon but then I had to tinkle.
@sofakingstevens
I quickly shoved the stapler up my rectum at my coworkers cubicle before he came around the corner. I love me a red Swingline stapler.
car ice cream
Good lord there's no way to unsee that horror lol.
I've got a car full of ice cream but no spoons. Who's itchin' to get lickin'!?
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mattyc772014 wrote: »@jaymvita
I was thinking I was going to feel a little winkle with the balloon but then I had to tinkle.
@sofakingstevens
I quickly shoved the stapler up my rectum at my coworkers cubicle before he came around the corner. I love me a red Swingline stapler.
car ice cream
Good lord there's no way to unsee that horror lol.
I've got a car full of ice cream but no spoons. Who's itchin' to get lickin'!?
Heaving, bark
When dry heaving, I tend to bark at my wife, "What did you feed me, woman??!"
deliver(ed) monkey0 -
When I complained to the UPS guy that a trained monkey would do a better job were it to deliver my packages, he retaliated by howling and throwing his feces at me.
Ponder, cheese0 -
Have to ponder if I should eat this great tasting extra cheese, pepporini knowing I'm lactose intolerant. Especially when in an airplane!
bird, lettuce0 -
When I cut the cheese, I often ponder whether or not I should have been sitting on a toilet...
http://youtu.be/Bje_8Y7KUfM
calendar, house0 -
I'm crossing the days in the calendar until I'm going to leave you and take your house
Sock(s), smoothy0 -
I pleasured myself in my sock then used what was in it to make you a smoothy
Cat, ham0 -
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Throw me the phone so I can reach my fortune teller and ask her if it's possible to get date via MFP app.
Music, sex0 -
I purposely ditched music class so I can go to sex ed.
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WillLift4Tats wrote: »No.
I don't get the joke.0 -
WillLift4Tats wrote: »No.
I don't get the joke.
Pretty sure she thought that would be funnier than it was.0 -
If I had any brains at all i would've known what my hot ex meant by monkey time when she whispered in my ear late at night.
Hole, pride0
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