some dieting tips

SonyaCele

here's a little Friday humor to keep things in perspective and some tips to make your journey work.

http://www.ncscooper.com/unsuccessful-dieter-re-starts-for-the-31208th-time/

kozinskey

Oh boy. This is satire, right?

Laurend224

Funny!

SonyaCele

yes it is satire, but i love satire, there's usually more than a hint of truth in it.

adge1475

"6 hours on Atkins."
Me as well, Ms. Hoffman.

SonyaCele

adge1475 wrote: »

"6 hours on Atkins."
Me as well, Ms. Hoffman.

i don't think i'd even last 6 hours, i love my carbs.

Liftng4Lis

laughssss. Martha has her own diet now huh?

SonyaCele

i just googled it, apparently its real. i think its just weird liquids for 21 days, sounds yummy.... not.

missiontofitness

SonyaCele wrote: »

i just googled it, apparently its real. i think its just weird liquids for 21 days, sounds yummy.... not.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/marthas-vineyard-diet

A liquid diet with diarrhea pills and enemas.
Reccomended by a naturopathic doctor, who recommends a "21-day detox each year, a 7-day detox each season, and a weekend detox every week. "
Not able to consume foods that require chewing, and can't work out.


SEEMS LEGIT.

missiontofitness

missiontofitness wrote: »

SonyaCele wrote: »

i just googled it, apparently its real. i think its just weird liquids for 21 days, sounds yummy.... not.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/marthas-vineyard-diet

A liquid diet with diarrhea pills and enemas.
Reccomended by a naturopathic doctor, who recommends a "21-day detox each year, a 7-day detox each season, and a weekend detox every week. "
Not able to consume foods that require chewing, and can't work out.


SEEMS LEGIT.

Also, coffee enemas are recommended on it?! Do they not know coffee should go in your mouth?

SonyaCele

oh geeze... they got the scoop on coffee ememas too, ewe. yeah not gonna happen

http://www.ncscooper.com/starbucks-brewing-up-new-coffee-colonic-service/

missiontofitness

SonyaCele wrote: »

oh geeze... they got the scoop on coffee ememas too, ewe. yeah not gonna happen

http://www.ncscooper.com/starbucks-brewing-up-new-coffee-colonic-service/

I know that coffee enemas/enemas are all the rage in natural lifestyles...but seriously. When you put certain substances directly into your colon/lower intestine, it can have bad side effects. Like individuals who have tried alcohol enemas. Everything is absorbed much faster.

I feel like a coffee enema would cause a caffeine high/the jitters and then awful intestinal distress.

SonyaCele

I get enough coffee from my morning cup. I can't imagine it would be good for you. Nothing can replace a healthy well balanced diet (injected the right way)