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Sinistrous
Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
I'm OBVIOUSLY new. Just want to fit in and totally skip the part that says "Introduce yourself" like everyone else. Please be kind, I'm so fragile and delicate. If you hurt my e-feelz I'll never e-forget.
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  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Piss off noob!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Dat sarcasm, doo.....
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    WAHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU'RE SO MEANNN!!!!

    EVERYONE ON MFP IS MEAN!!!!

    ^ Am I doing that right? lmao
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    ITS NOT SAFE HERE!! GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    BUT I'm NICE!! AND I KNOW HOW TO HOLD MY CAPS KEY WHILE I TYPE!!!
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    BUT I'm NICE!! AND I KNOW HOW TO HOLD MY CAPS KEY WHILE I TYPE!!!

    No one cares OP! Get out of here! WE DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS! Now please, go make 100 new threads repeating old threads cause you're so original.. HYE *kitten* off?!!
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
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    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?!?!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Between the rainbows and caps, I'm losing my *kitten* mind. I'm not coming back.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    But I thought you said you'd help me with my journey and my beachbody shakes! YOU LIED TO MEEE!!!
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    But I thought you said you'd help me with my journey and my beachbody shakes! YOU LIED TO MEEE!!!

    I don't know HOW to diet! I'm here to ask what to DO?!! HALP?!!
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
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    Geez, I just wanted help with my magical wraps. :grumble:
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    BUT I'm NICE!! AND I KNOW HOW TO HOLD MY CAPS KEY WHILE I TYPE!!!

    No one cares OP! Get out of here! WE DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS! Now please, go make 100 new threads repeating old threads cause you're so original.. HYE *kitten* off?!!

    Ooh, your naughty word got past the filters...
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    _JustDG_ wrote: »
    Geez, I just wanted help with my magical wraps. :grumble:

    Have unicorns pee on them first, then wrap!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    I know one of you told me that Dr. Oz is God..
    WHICH OF YOU WAS IT??!!!!
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    I know one of you told me that Dr. Oz is God..
    WHICH OF YOU WAS IT??!!!!

    Are you trying so say that his belly fat blasting smoothies didn't work?! LIAR!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    What about Mike Chang? You can eat whatever you want and not work out and still get ripped!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    I'm OBVIOUSLY new. Just want to fit in and totally skip the part that says "Introduce yourself" like everyone else. Please be kind, I'm so fragile and delicate. If you hurt my e-feelz I'll never e-forget.
    Oh Sin, I just love you! <3
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    BUT I'm NICE!! AND I KNOW HOW TO HOLD MY CAPS KEY WHILE I TYPE!!!

    I already don't like you noob. Lol