Favorite sayings from when you were a kid

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Markdjones83
Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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Like ones your parents would use:

"I've never seen such smart boys act so stupid" (when we would do something idiotic)

"Close that door, I'm not trying to air condition the neighboorhood"

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  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    Bumping for monday crew. I want to hear some goodies so I can use em on my kids lolz
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Do you want one of these? (And my mom has her finger ready to flick my face) :'(
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Don't touch. Don't touch that. I'm warning you. (Spank. Cry. Room isolation).
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Keep it up (whining or crying), and I'll give you something to cry about.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Ha! This is why you two are my friends.
    (And look at that time stamp, CA-- we jumped in at the same exact moment)
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
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    Me: "But, mommmm, everyone is doing xyz..."
    Mom: "Not everyone... You're not!"
    Ouch!
  • helsbelshms
    helsbelshms Posts: 93 Member
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    Turn those lights off it's like Blackpool illuminations in here (anyone in the UK will understand that).
    (In the car) If you don't pack it in I'll put you out at the side of the road (I was left standing at the side of the road wondering how I was going to get home, was only there 2 mins before my mam came back but it felt like forever).
    Don't pull silly faces because if the wind changes it will stay like that (that one never made any sense).
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    Oh yes the old, If you keep making those faces it will get stuck like that lol

    And the ol' "I'll give you something to cry about"
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    530roman wrote: »
    Keep it up (whining or crying), and I'll give you something to cry about.

    Haha. This. This is what my mom said with her ready to flick finger next to my cheek. :'(
  • donnawtm
    donnawtm Posts: 35 Member
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    530roman wrote: »
    Keep it up (whining or crying), and I'll give you something to cry about.

    This was my Dad's favourite too. Despite the fact he never once actually raised his hand to us this sentence was enough to silence me and my brother!
    The most frustrating for me was "because I said so "
    And yes I do now say it to my 4 yr old lol
  • Lindsay_the_great
    Lindsay_the_great Posts: 209 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Mom:
    "Come here so I can slap you!" (We ran away giggling.)
    "Goodnight. I love you. Marry a rich man." (Every night. I didn't.)

    Dad:
    "Don't do that. It hurts." (When one of us had an accident)
    "What did you learn today?" (Every night at dinner. Nobody ever learned anything.)
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
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    "Dont make me pull this car over"
  • cnadiger
    cnadiger Posts: 168 Member
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    Mom: "Just wait 'til your dad gets home!!"
    FYI - my dad was a big push-over and never disciplined his "little girl" :)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    slicker than greased owl *kitten*
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Fall down from there and break your legs......don't come running to me
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Smack round the ear for nothing. What was that for mum ???? "Its for what you thought you got away with" !!!
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    barry1992 wrote: »
    Smack round the ear for nothing. What was that for mum ???? "Its for what you thought you got away with" !!!

    Bwahaha lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    "you make a better door than a window" Was my dad's. AND THIS ONE HAUNTS ME TO MY DYING DAY! My grandma used to reply when I would say "I'm coming" she would say "no your not your not even breathing hard" Horrifying when I was old enough to understand
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
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    "Daddy, there's a fly in my Kool-aid!"

    He would say "Oh, he won't eat much!" and if he farted, he'd whip around and say "Did somebody step on a frog?" I miss him.
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    Me to dad - I cant undo this bolt
    - Dad to me - use some elbow grease mate
    - where is it dad
    - down in the shed son
    - 20 years later still cant find it

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