The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

kjm3579

Here's a picture of me before the surgery.....

oberon0124

Anything that has to do with, we need to talk, why don't we talk, we used to talk. Yep pretty much any of those!

deviboy1592

Faster, faster, FASTER!!! Muther F(_)cker! Faster!

yasminbower1991

jenibethbu wrote: »

Don't worry, I'm sure it happens to a lot of guys..."

This lol

jmalexander77

Is it in yet?

deviboy1592

Where's the support payments?

FitForL1fe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQUvCL15uVE

vadersaysno

**on the kid's 18th birthday** by the way (insert child's name) isn't yours.

kjm3579

Come on honey, I want you to watch me and Big Dong Doug doing it tonight

deviboy1592

Would you feel weird if I asked your dad to join us?

sixxpoint

bubble10005 wrote: »

Is it in?

Never had that problem

mattyc772014

Do you like Margaritas?

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slimgirljo15

Wake me when you've finished

kjm3579

Sorry honey, I dozed off in the middle....

determined_ella

when she asks you a question... and you answer " I don't know what you're talking about?"
then she replies "OH Really!!?" .... you know she has something on you that you cannot wiggle your backside out of

deviboy1592

Merry Christmas honey! I got you two tickets to the nutcracker!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'm leaving you for a Woman!

krazyforyou

I'm pregnant

sfuller94

After being married for 29 years, the worst thing she can say is "whatever", and walks away. Or another 'trap phrase': "Do what you want. You're going to anyway".

dawn_noelle29

it was okay.

FabulousFantasticFifty

You just can't satisfy my needs, I need a real man!

deviboy1592

I want you to meet my friend, long duck dong!

determined_ella

use your fingers they do a better job

kjm3579

Honey, this is the man I told you about, wanna watch?

determined_ella

oh have you met the neighbour?.... no?.... I did he's in our bed want to join?

kjm3579

Let's go to the strip club tonight. No, honey, I don't wanna see naked women, I want to go to the other strip club.... the one with those wonderful hunks...... I gonna need a lot of cash so lets hit several ATM's on the way.

determined_ella

1st date.... you're meeting my parents in 5 minutes.... and they expect you to ask for my hand in marriage

professionalHobbyist

I have a 90 day rule.

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determined_ella

professionalHobbyist wrote: »

I have a 90 day rule.

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seen the film?