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The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    Pgaza45.gif
  • Lifeonmars2015
    Lifeonmars2015 Posts: 667 Member
    is it in yet?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2015
    Wake me when you've finished
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

    you'll make someone very happy someday! :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lets take a picture and submit to guiness world records ...got to be the smallest Ive ever seen..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Errrm...Ive got a sexually transmitted disease

    Your c0ck is going to drop off :D
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

    you'll make someone very happy someday! :D

    :kissing_heart:
    :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    What are you trying to do.... Tickle me?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Should i just get the cucumber 0_o
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    I'm leaving you for your brother.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

    you'll make someone very happy someday! :D

    :kissing_heart:
    :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!

    No idea, im all talk. I probably wouldn't even know where it all goes. :joy:
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

    you'll make someone very happy someday! :D

    :kissing_heart:
    :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!

    No idea, im all talk. I probably wouldn't even know where it all goes. :joy:

    :joy: bahaha! would you like a demonstration? I have a chalk board to help show pictures lol :tongue:
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    oh I'll take them bags they're a bit heavy ( apparently doesn't go down too well :grimace: )
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

    you'll make someone very happy someday! :D

    :kissing_heart:
    :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!

    No idea, im all talk. I probably wouldn't even know where it all goes. :joy:

    :joy: bahaha! would you like a demonstration? I have a chalk board to help show pictures lol :tongue:

    Do you have a barbie doll and a ken doll? i learn best that way...
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    shall we go to a sperm bank?
  • Okie16
    Okie16 Posts: 605 Member
    So your friend, what's his story?
  • jessejames6
    jessejames6 Posts: 171 Member
    Ugh this wig itches so much!! I'll just take it off... So anyway 'sup sugar ma real name is Tyrone.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited July 2015
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

    Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

    you'll make someone very happy someday! :D

    :kissing_heart:
    :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!

    No idea, im all talk. I probably wouldn't even know where it all goes. :joy:

    :joy: bahaha! would you like a demonstration? I have a chalk board to help show pictures lol :tongue:

    Do you have a barbie doll and a ken doll? i learn best that way...

    don't you think it would be easier with something that is anatomically correct? :joy:
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    in prison they call this "the train"....come on in boys
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  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    "Sure, I am a "Fat Chick", but not desperate!".
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    "Yeah, kiss me like that, I'm getting hard."
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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Oh put it away for goodness sake, you will scare the neighbours
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You expect me to spread em for that pfffft pulllease
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    I have a number you need to call! It's the health department

  • smtaylo85
    smtaylo85 Posts: 1,269 Member
    are you done lol
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    You should stop and ask for directions 

    assumedly this would be uttered while driving, but I can think of worse times it could come up
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »

    "your brother is really hot"

    "but i like you as a friend"

    then there's accidentally saying the name of another guy at the wrong time...

    *kitten*, that should be a compliment. You have just outdone yourself and given someone an experience that was at least as memorable as what was apparently a really good lay!

    I would say that the worst thing you could say to a guy isn't words at all.. but rather giggling uncontrollably the first time you see them naked.
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