The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

oberon0124

Keep touching, but dont enter.

dodojodie

Not now I've got a headache

kjm3579

Your brother was much better

Bulk1969

It's okay

kjm3579

You need Viagra

Noelv1976

Let's go to the mall.

kjm3579

Let's visit my mother......

moesis

I don't like giving blow jobs

Not really something she says, but ... When you get her pants off and she has never tamed the lawn, ever!

kjm3579

I'm in love with my girl friend

Noelv1976

Me: do you like oral sex?
Her: No

The_left_turnover

"I think you're a really great guy". It's code for "I think you're really boring and I wouldn't go out with you even if you were the last guy on earth".

determined_ella

I took a pregnancy test....
I've got a headache... I'm too tired.... not that hole!!!
Are you a virgin?
That's my inner thigh....not even close.
Maybe try some viagra ...
Your belly is in the way....
the list is endless!

oberon0124

Honey, my boss is better

kangakev

Does it come in other sizes?

oberon0124

Sex doesn’t really do it for me

oberon0124

"He's a great guy — you should be friends with him." Talking of ex-bf

Becka4Real

Oh, was that it?

determined_ella

have you came...

cblue315

OK, but hurry, my show starts in 5 minutes.

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syedaounabbas

this is not your kid

Emmafiremama28

I'm sorry it just slipped out ...!!! ::: giggling ::::::

moesis

That's it!

Emmafiremama28

I wasn't born as ............... Lol

moesis

I don't shave

Emmafiremama28

moesis wrote: »

I don't shave

Ohhh yuck lol

Noelv1976

Not tonight honey

Bugdude54

A girly giggle followed by "well that's cute" the first time you see the guy naked

Noelv1976

I don't swallow

Bugdude54

That's gonna cost extra